chaffed

what happens to your knees, elbows, and ass when you're having sex in a hotel bed for 24 hours and you don't have special sheets anymore because your amazing lover gave them to his daughter, laundered of course!!!!

i've been on my knees so much they're chaffed from these sheets!!!!! i really wish i had some nice, soft, 1,000 thread count ones.

by linda lovelace November 05, 2004

CHAF

Adj. Chill-as-fuck, a short word denoting an event that may seem relaxing, enjoyable and and quite honestly, chill as fuck.

Jonothan-Hey Bobo, what are you doing after water polo today?
Brian-Ah nothing, might just jack some thirty racks, sap in the park...
Jonothan-OH! THAT'S JUST CHAF!

Mom-Hey Ryan, how was your day at school?
Ryan-Great, we had sex ed with Mrs. Brimstone.
Mom- Def not chaf son, not chaf at all

by RuskiDudskie June 16, 2011

Chaffed

Can use it for anything negative.

Dude, you were supposed to call me when you got to the party last night. You fuckin chaffed me.

by L0GAN4 October 03, 2006

chaffing

When you are so bored, you browse through IRC channels and add nothing to any conversations.

There's gotta be someone out there that will talk, stop fucking chaffing.

by Ov3rLoRd May 22, 2007

Chaf

To hit the vape and get buzzed

“I need some chaf”

by Otters69 July 07, 2019

Chaffed

When someone’s chat is that shit and they look like an absolute cunt

Person 1: Yo mate you see that girl there?
Person 2: yeah what about her?
Person 1: she is a chaffed cunt

by Poloyex June 04, 2019

chaffed banana

when a girl scrapes your wang when going down on you,

Theresa gave me a chaffed banana, so I gave her a dirty pog

by kung-pow January 27, 2003