Underwater Ceramic Technician

A fancy name for someone who washes dishes. (Dish pig)

What do you do for work? I'm a doctor"......"Ummm...".....*embarassed* ... "I'm an Underwater Ceramic Technician"...."Wow that sounds impressive!"...."yes..yes it is.

by A Dish Monkey October 16, 2010

anti-ceramic

Being discriminatory against people from Stoke-on-Trent.

Marc: "look at that bunch of chip-eaters."

Paul: "dude, don't be anti-ceramic"

by Wildpig January 22, 2014

Boar Vessel 600-500 BC Etruscan Ceramic

The best meme ever created

Hey, check out my Boar Vessel 600-500 BC Etruscan Ceramic

by BoarVesselLover July 18, 2018

11 oz of sheer ceramic prowess

Any mug you get from Urban Dictionary. I guess it will appear right under this definition.

Meet the Urban Dictionary mug. It’s 11 oz of sheer ceramic prowess. Use it for hot stuff, cold stuff or random stuff. Safe for microwaves and dishwashers.

by Sisak24 June 13, 2021

Tear Up Some Ceramic

When you need to piss so incredibly bad, that you may possibly tear up the cermamic of the toilet / urinal. Replaceable with phrases such as, "I'm going to carve my name in that ceramic!". This phrase is commonly used when letting go enormous amounts of urine while out for a night of drinking.

I need to piss real bad after all that drinking, nevermind breaking the seal, I'm going to tear up some ceramic.

I really need to tear up some ceramic; I may even carve my initals in that toilet.

by Eric K Anderson September 30, 2007

Sturdy Ceramic Mug

Sturdy Ceramic Mug

This sturdy ceramic mug is perfect for your morning coffee, afternoon tea, or whatever hot beverage you enjoy. It's glossy white and the printed text retains its quality when dish-washed and microwaved.

Dimensions are 3.79″ (9.6 cm) tall, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter.

by Allium_4660 September 13, 2023

psycho ceramic

crack pot

you have to be mad to do that, he must have been psycho ceramic

by Kuje September 16, 2009