A book about a boy called Liam, his sugar daddy; Daddy Ward, Daddy Gyatton, and Mommy Saggy Aggy. Oh yeah i cant forget Liams brother Connor, the male stripper. xoxo, its a great book <3
The Ceiling Fan book is the best! I cant wait to listen to the audiobook sequel.
An act where a boy named Liam ties himself onto the ceiling fan because of his fake depression, and then his brother connor records him for his porn channel while wanking off to it, he then puts his miniscile dick into a pencil sharpener and sharpens it and cuts his lifeless brother down. Then he calls his family up and they fuck and do a human centipede slay 💀
Mum! Liams hanging on the ceiling fan again can i cut him down with my sharpened cock?
If you like safe sex but pine for a bit of risk then ceiling fan condom roulette (CFCR) is the post coitus game for you. Jizz like you normally do but instead of flushing your little swimmers down the never cleaned toilet, throw with all your might, the jizz packed condom at the moving ceiling fan above your (and your partners) head. It's going to land somewhere - your face, the closet door or it could just stick to one of the fan blades (rarely happens). Safe sex with a dash of gambling, that's CFCR in a nutshell. Godspeed little minnow.
Ceiling fan condom roulette is defined by throwing a cum filled condom at a ceiling fan after sex.
For example.
After I came, I pulled off the jizz filled rubber and threw it at the ceiling fan. Essentially, Amy and I were playing ceiling fan condom roulette. It stuck to the side of my shitty Wal-Mart bookcase. We safely made it through another round of ceiling fan condom roulette.
For you CFCR newbs, the very definition of risk is playing ceiling fan condom roulette multiple times a night. See how far you can go without someone getting cum in the face (or worse).