The guy who looks like he's 25 and looks like David Wallace. He teleports through the hallways and never takes his ID off. He also never leaves his bubble bath. Michael Catapano is also intimidating but probably a really fun guy. Ya'll should date Michael Catapano. Emotionless but kind. Very quirky. He's also questionably straight. Everyone loves Michael Catapano. P.s there might be multiple clones of him
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When you make "fapping noises" using the lips of one's own vagina. The Cat of course reffering to 'pussy'.
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I currently have CatLap, and haven't been able to do anything for hours. Maybe she'll move soon? Send coffee.
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by pussy lyn January 21, 2017
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