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widow casserole 

Any of a number of dishes brought to a recent widow by friends and family, usually in the form of a casserole or lasagne, the idea being that the widow shouldn't have to cook for herself and the countless visitors she will have during the first week or so of mourning.

Notably used on Grey's Anatomy.
After the death of her husband, Teddy was given so many widow casseroles she didn't know what to do with them.
widow casserole by mackay March 6, 2012
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John Wayne Casserole 

When someone vomits on another person's chest, poops on top of it and then ejaculates on top of it. It is often a part of foreplay.
I think Jeff needs to stop drinking, last week he woke up in an alley and someone had given him a John Wayne Casserole and stole his wallet.

Denim Casserole 

When a male's jeans are so tight that his genitals, both cock and balls, are prominently outlined and leave nothing to the imagination.
Holy shit! Look at that dude's denim casserole. Not going to attract a size queen with that.
Denim Casserole by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015

black casserole 

a large piece of shit that is completely black and takes over 30 minutes to flush down the toilet.

Asshole Casserole 

When an overly sweaty ass leads to undesirable chafing in the area between the ass and balls otherwise known as the angry inch.
I've been working for 8 straight hours and I getting a serious case of asshole casserole.
Asshole Casserole by Nose Dogg November 7, 2006

Polish Casserole 

A low-fat dinner that's great for the whole family!

Recipe:
1 gallon of female nipple milk
2 cups of poop from a 14-16 year old
Three hairs from the ass of a 75+ year old
Semen from a female horse
Urine from a cow
A Greasy Banana (before step two)

Boil for approximately 3 days until sticky and/or golden brown.

Let cool for 7 seconds before serving.
Jimmy: "Mom, what are you making for dinner, I'm hungry..."

Mom: "Are you in the mood for a Polish Casserole?"

Jimmy: "YES! THAT WILL BE MY THIRD THIS MONTH!"

casserole appreciation day 

Casserole appreciation day is held on the 13th of every month. It is important to spend this day celebrating the mouth-watering dish as it does not have enough appreciation. The exquisite casserole brings joy and luck, which contrasts the thought of bad luck on the 13th. Use this day to spread compliments of casseroles.