Cassholicism

When a priest violates an altar boy.

He gave his life to God, but couldn't resist committing cassholicism every Wednesday after mass.

by My word - his concept August 23, 2007

Cathoholic

1. one who practices catholocism all the time.
2. one who spends extra time at mass so they can get an extra drink or two.
3. an alcoholic that converts so they can get free wine.
4. someone who gets at the front of the line so they can down the whole cup

-hey, that person just got out of that line and is going to another line. can you recieve Eucharist twice?
-naw man. that cathoholic skipped their AA meeting this week

by tushaba October 24, 2008

cardoholic

The excessive use of (typically many) credit cards as the preferred choice of payment over cash or debit.

"I know I'm a shopping addict, but now I'm a cardoholic too!"

by Charles P. Whaley May 18, 2006

Cathoholic

A type of Catholic person who is addicted to old-school bible beliefs and is unwilling to keep an open-mind or welcome new ideas.

They're a Cathoholic, they don't believe gay people should marry.

by Bapa Bell January 12, 2021

Cathoholic

One that practices Catholicism or attends a Catholic institution for the extra drinking days

Dudes a Cathoholic, just goes to church so he can parlay Good Friday into a long weekend.

by Duff Diesel April 24, 2008

Cathaholic

Addicted to Catholic rituals. Overt use of Catholic beliefs and forced upon others. Constant overuse of Catholic beliefs and rituals.

She is a good person but such a Cathaholic I need to get away asap?

by owns the jedi July 2, 2015

Cashaholic

Man addicted to asking for money or never lending money as he is too addicted to it

“Johnny is a total cashaholic, just yesterday he asked me for cash”
“He hasn’t even lent me a dollar, what a greedy man”

by M.MARTINJ February 15, 2025