I hope you know that every time I tell you to get home safe, stay warm, have a good day, or sleep well what I am really saying is I love you. I love you so damn much that it is starting to steal other words’ meanings.
I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.
I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.
by Newfreezer2k19 February 23, 2019
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Danny: The joint I am about to roll requires a craftsman and can utilize up to twelve spliffs. It is called a Camberwell carrot.
Marwood: It's impossible to use 12 papers on one joint.
Danny: It is impossible to roll a camberwell carrot with anything less.
Withnail: Who says it's a Camberwell carrot.
Danny: I do. I invented it in Camberwell and it's shaped like a carrot.
Marwood: It's impossible to use 12 papers on one joint.
Danny: It is impossible to roll a camberwell carrot with anything less.
Withnail: Who says it's a Camberwell carrot.
Danny: I do. I invented it in Camberwell and it's shaped like a carrot.
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Me: Hey Shelly, want to have a carrot party?
Shelly: I don't know what that is, but it sounds exciting!
Shelly: I don't know what that is, but it sounds exciting!
by Shelly Severson July 5, 2016
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Jenny: "So Michelle, how was he in bed?"
Michelle: "OMG it was so gross, when he pulled down his pants I saw nothing but carrot thistle."
Jenny: "That's disgusting, I think I just threw up."
Michelle: "OMG it was so gross, when he pulled down his pants I saw nothing but carrot thistle."
Jenny: "That's disgusting, I think I just threw up."
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1) "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told,
2 )just shut up and accept things the way they are.
3) go to your corner and think about what you have done; you have been punished for a specific reason
4) work hard using the legendary Protestant work ethic and in the end you will be rewarded
1) "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told,
2 )just shut up and accept things the way they are.
3) go to your corner and think about what you have done; you have been punished for a specific reason
4) work hard using the legendary Protestant work ethic and in the end you will be rewarded
a boy, breakfast, asks his dad:
boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?
dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket, please just eat your carrots and broccolli. Then just pick up your things.
boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?
dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket, please just eat your carrots and broccolli. Then just pick up your things.
by Sexydimma October 29, 2012
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