Solitaire Camouflage

Having a running game of solitaire to cover up what you're actually doing on the computer incase of emergencies. Generally used to cover porn.

Kyle: What's that?
Scott: *opens solitaire* Just solitaire
Kyle: That was Runescape, queer
Failed Solitaire Camouflage

by Hippie-Slayer October 17, 2009

Hardilidge Cartilage

When you get wet or get a raging boner from a good rub and finger/tongue fuck in the ear

Hey baby I love the way you work your tounge on my ear canal, giving me a hardilidge cartilage

by The Mortimaster August 12, 2017

Camoflauge Slag

A word that is used to describe a girl/woman that uses way too much makeup to look attractive, but without makeup is ugly as fuck.

Created by Tom and Jake to describe 90% of girls.

Boy 1 "Oi fam that girl's piff!"
Boy 2 "Nahh fam she's a Camoflauge Slag"

by Tom&Jake97 December 14, 2013

island camouflage

Alternative name for Hawaiian shirts.

I have to find my collection of island camouflage and fanny pack for my cruise.

by Bick Dutkiss July 30, 2017

Crackhead Camouflage

The ability of crackheads to quickly blend in and disappear into the background after the police drive by. Crackheads also use this ability after they gave you a blow job for $20 and stole your watch or other personal items. This ability may give immunity and allow crackheads to fit in among zombies if there were ever a zombie apocalypse.

I saw this nasty crackhead while I was driving down skid row. A cop drove by and that crackhead disappeared, she used her crackhead camouflage.

by Athena, GREATEST Cat in World June 8, 2019

tokyo camouflage

fashion style of someone wearing so many bright colors AND synthetic textures AND loud accessories that they look like a neon-splashed Tokyo shopping district (ie. Shinjuku)

fashion style that requires you to wear a loud item of clothing from every country in the United Nations, all at the same time.

"Charlotte isn't exactly blending in wearing tokyo camouflage."

"I'm finding it hard to talk to you when your wearing kyo-kamo"

by saggitaurus January 5, 2009

carmouflage

an optical illusion in which, while looking for a parking spot, hope blooms in the shape of an empty space that turns out to be a sub-compact car when you get close enough.

I circled the lot for 15 minutes and was devastated when the spot i thought i spied turned out to be a smart car case of carmouflage.

by tripod.mcgee October 17, 2011