carmouflage

an optical illusion in which, while looking for a parking spot, hope blooms in the shape of an empty space that turns out to be a sub-compact car when you get close enough.

I circled the lot for 15 minutes and was devastated when the spot i thought i spied turned out to be a smart car case of carmouflage.

carmouflage by tripod.mcgee October 17, 2011

Person of Camouflage 

An inclusive term used to refer to members of the the military.

Commonly abbreviated as "POC" by media outlets.

Her: America needs more POC in politics,
Me: I definitely agree. The last person of camouflage on a major party's presidential ticket was John McCain in 2008.

Person of Camouflage by Vinay P. September 18, 2020

Urban Camouflage 

The uncanny ability to blend in completely with ones surroundings, at night, purely by closing the eyes and mouth simultaneously

Check out Walcott, that bitch disappeared totally! Epic urban camouflage

Urban Camouflage by smooo February 23, 2011

grinding camouflage 

Masturbation

What are you doing right now, honey?

Just grinding camouflage for my tank.

grinding camouflage by Glitter Diamond Jewel Rainbow April 22, 2021

Team Camouflage 

When two people do the popular team camouflage technique, link together in a god like way and become completely invisible.

Mike : Camouflage!
Junior *fully alert* : TEAM CAMOUFLAGE!!
* Mike and Junior do insane kung-fu movements and morph together*

Junior is holding Mike's legs and Mike is holding Juniors ass.

Team Camouflage by Blood-X February 21, 2009

social camouflage 

Accessories of life that conceal your true social or economic standing.

A Cadillac is social camouflage…

Coined by Cadillac in an American Fall 2007 television commercial advertisment.

social camouflage by barnstormer October 29, 2007

camouflage 

Often a type of color-scheme designed to make the wearer blend in with the scenery, to almost appear invisible to others.

Camouflage was actually developed by the French in 1915. They had a unit called the "Camouflage Division". Now the whole world uses camouflage for their BDU's.

Camouflage is a popular color when referring to military-related clothes. Camoflauge even comes in a wide variety of colors, all designed to meld with scenery; different camo-patterns are designed for different backgrounds and scenes.

"This is the proper way to spell it, not 'camoflauge'. Don't worry; I JUST found this out too. -^_^- "
-me

camouflage by Dave May 19, 2004