2 definitions by tripod.mcgee
a shit that is so solid and that moved through the pipes so quickly that it's exit generated a clapping of your but cheeks as they slap back into place.
Man i'm on this cleanse and I just perpetrated a major clapper, I'd steer clear of the bathroom for a hot minute.
by tripod.mcgee January 13, 2011
an optical illusion in which, while looking for a parking spot, hope blooms in the shape of an empty space that turns out to be a sub-compact car when you get close enough.
I circled the lot for 15 minutes and was devastated when the spot i thought i spied turned out to be a smart car case of carmouflage.
by tripod.mcgee October 17, 2011