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an optical illusion in which, while looking for a parking spot, hope blooms in the shape of an empty space that turns out to be a sub-compact car when you get close enough.
I circled the lot for 15 minutes and was devastated when the spot i thought i spied turned out to be a smart car case of carmouflage.
by tripod.mcgee October 17, 2011
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Man i'm on this cleanse and I just perpetrated a major clapper, I'd steer clear of the bathroom for a hot minute.
by tripod.mcgee January 15, 2011
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