Christ (Deemed to be) University

The act of torturing someone to an extent that they are more afraid of you than death

Bro, Hitler pulled such a Christ (Deemed to be) University on Jewish people.

by Koolkoolaid March 28, 2020

CHRISTABEL

A Sophisticated Lady, real definition of "Woman of Substance ". Determined in all angles, Best partner! Free-spirited, Gracious, Wise woman; she makes the best decisions. Nevertheless can be very stubborn, she's not used to being nothing less than a leader, she hardly hides her feelings and opinions. You need a Christabel in your life!!

Oh how gracious she is.... she's definitely Christabel!

by Dr. Owusu Yeboah April 19, 2018

Christa

The epitome of a Goddess. She is as beautiful as she is magnetic. Fiercely passionate and loving, incredible sense of humor and highly intelligent. People are naturally drawn to her and love being around her. Very loyal and trustworthy. Honest to a fault. If you are lucky enough to have a Christa's love, don't mess it up. These women are not the type you want to cross. They can be your best friend or your worst enemy, the ball is in your court.

"Wow, she is radiant!"

"No, she is a Christa"

by Crazybutcute December 27, 2016

Carisse

Carisse is amazing,beautiful most trustworthy person you can meet very fun and smart

She knows how to party and have a good time

You’ll never meet anyone like a Carisse

She’s an absolute goddess

She gives the best advice

You would be absolutely lucky to have a Carisse as a girlfriend

Don’t ever loose a Carisse
Carisse is a bad bitch don’t upset her or she will put you in your place

Carisse stands up for what she believes in
A Carisse never lets down her friends

A Carisse will always be there or you through thick and thin

Omg look it’s Carisse I wish I could be her!

by wendyisnicedarling34 June 9, 2018

Second Cumming of Christ

This is the catastrophic event of judgement where Jesus reveals that the last res-erection was only a pre-cumming and that only the raunchious will sexperience true salivation.

Yeah the orgy coming up is called the second cumming of christ, I truly cannot wait to attend.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Christ zone

A phrase used to describe a relational role (a step beyond the "friend zone"), set in place by a staunchly conservative religious girl.

C-Dawg: Her friends told me she still has that flower I gave her.

J-Dawg: Yeah, she was probably like "My brother-in-Christ gave me this flower".

E-Dawg: Bro, you've been christ zoned!

by threetigers July 27, 2013

hipster calisthenics

That time when you have to do lunges, squats, and knee lifts in your skinny jeans to prevent your pants from cutting off circulation to your legs.

"I think the dryer may have shrunk my Dickie's, I'd better do some hipster calisthenics."

by phantomg6 March 11, 2013