Caristle

Annoyingly loud whistle, usually blown at unnecessary times by the second drum major of the marching band. Makes everyone within a ten-foot radius deaf for a minimum of two hours.

Our drum major blew her Caristle when we were reviewing the music for marching band. Practice was postponed until our hearing returned.

by OCnDT September 22, 2007

Christler

A late model sedan driven by Church Ladies usually about one thousand miles per year, thus a 20 year old Christler will have 20,000 miles. Although rarely maintained, they continue to run indefinitely by the Grace of God.

Just before the service Aunt Hazel rolled up in her Christler and Karl was nice enough to dock it so she could be seated in time.

by KlawzVengeance April 19, 2012

Christle

A super sexy girl whose kind of witty and ditzy. No matter who she comes in contact with, they always fall for her charm and she knows it.

See that chic over there? She's a total christle.

by L.A. Crack June 14, 2011

Cristle

Cristle pronounced Crystal, means ice. Beautiful and kind. Loving mother's. Good friends.

Cristle is one of a kind. You may never meet another Cristle in your life. So count you self lucky if you ever get the chance to talk to Cristle.

by Pebbles 420 June 30, 2018

Christlessmas

The day that coincides with Christmas Day that no-one, not atheists nor agnostics nor members of other faiths can resist celebrating.

What are you doing on Christmas Day, bro?
I don't celebrate Christmas, dude.
So what're you doing on 25 December, bro?
I'm having a huge Christlessmas lunch, dude. Everyone's invited. Party on!

by Davidch999 December 26, 2013

Merry Christler

The vine way of saying merry christmas in order to portray a funny character

-Happy holidays!
-Merry Christler...
-Oh hahah you always make me laugh.

by yeyewowow October 10, 2019

Dirty Caristae

The maneuver of sticking one’s toe into the anus of a women while she gives head. Once the man cums in the women’s mouth, the women’s anus clamps the toe in place as the cum squirts from her throat and out of her nose.

It was their wedding night and he was looking forward to doing the dirty caristae, even though he’s lose his toe.

by Crisky November 29, 2021