Caristle
Annoyingly loud whistle, usually blown at unnecessary times by the second drum major of the marching band. Makes everyone within a ten-foot radius deaf for a minimum of two hours.
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Christler
A late model sedan driven by Church Ladies usually about one thousand miles per year, thus a 20 year old Christler will have 20,000 miles. Although rarely maintained, they continue to run indefinitely by the Grace of God.
Just before the service Aunt Hazel rolled up in her Christler and Karl was nice enough to dock it so she could be seated in time.
Christler by KlawzVengeance April 19, 2012
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Christle
A super sexy girl whose kind of witty and ditzy. No matter who she comes in contact with, they always fall for her charm and she knows it.
Christle by L.A. Crack June 14, 2011
Cristle
Cristle is one of a kind. You may never meet another Cristle in your life. So count you self lucky if you ever get the chance to talk to Cristle.
Cristle by Pebbles 420 June 30, 2018
Christlessmas
The day that coincides with Christmas Day that no-one, not atheists nor agnostics nor members of other faiths can resist celebrating.
What are you doing on Christmas Day, bro?
I don't celebrate Christmas, dude.
So what're you doing on 25 December, bro?
I'm having a huge Christlessmas lunch, dude. Everyone's invited. Party on!
I don't celebrate Christmas, dude.
So what're you doing on 25 December, bro?
I'm having a huge Christlessmas lunch, dude. Everyone's invited. Party on!
Christlessmas by Davidch999 December 26, 2013
Merry Christler
Merry Christler by yeyewowow October 10, 2019
Dirty Caristae
The maneuver of sticking one’s toe into the anus of a women while she gives head. Once the man cums in the women’s mouth, the women’s anus clamps the toe in place as the cum squirts from her throat and out of her nose.
It was their wedding night and he was looking forward to doing the dirty caristae, even though he’s lose his toe.
Dirty Caristae by Crisky November 29, 2021
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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