horse and carted

farted

i really needed a poo last thursday but when i went to the toilet i just horse and carted.

by pip bayliss July 20, 2011

crafted

Adj. An object or person who is:

1. fake

2. try hard
3. not authentic

Dahreal: yo you see that girl over there
Chad: Yee the one with dem heels
Dahreal: her face is so crafted

by Rayflurry April 21, 2016

Carted

Protected by mafia, mob, or gang affiliation. Stemming from the noun "cartel" and the noun "cart". Relating strictly to the transportation of said protected individual.

Joey B was carted to cuba. Vs joey B was safely escorted to cuba by the affiliated gang.

by Dee Jay Sporkiside July 12, 2019

Craftedman

A highly unoriginal person who only uses what others said to make their own personalitys

"Wow James is such a Craftedman."

by aannoomm September 10, 2019

CARTED

When you coughed and farted at the same time!!

Him: Man what did i just do? I coughed and farted

Her: Boi you CARTED

by 1839493224 December 16, 2020

Crafted

Hot artist 😳

Crafted is so pretty and hot

by Crafted irl May 21, 2021

Carted

A cum fart<3

Shit dawg i just carted

by Pimping Llama August 10, 2021