Confuckulate

This word is a combination of 'Fucked up' and 'discombobulate'. It means to be messed up beyond all normal realms of thinking. It can be used as: confuckulated, disconfuckulate, disconfuckulated

I was sitting in a meeting, which is common in the Army, and the word discombobulated was used. A few minutes later, when I heard something really stupid, before thinking I said "That is disconfuckulated!"

by Mud Rat June 28, 2011

Confuckyoulations

Used instead of "Congratulations" when speaking with an overly arrogant, bragging person.

Daniel: "Hey, Stacey! I just turned my six pack abs into an eight pack!"

Stacey: " ... Confuckyoulations!"

Daniel: "What a bitch..."

Stacey: "What an arrogant bastard."

by star&sky July 7, 2010

confuckled

the state in which you are so confused that you know you are fucked.

I didnt pay attention in Honors Western Civilizations and when the homework was passed out I knew I was confuckled!

by Shaniqua McWhite September 19, 2008

Canuck

A term for Canadians like "Yankee" to Americans. Comes from a WWI comic book called "Johnny Canuck" a Canadian soldier in the war. Also the name of Vancouver's NHL team

Canucks Rule!

by mbh September 22, 2003

confuckingfused

To be utterly clueless.

You've been told 5 times to clean your room, why do you look so confuckingfused?

by chitownFF October 2, 2010

Confuckdrum

An avoidable melodrama usually involving characters with names like "Martha" who embrace the Dunning-Kruger effect

That's a hell of a confuckdrum you've found yourself in, Martha

by KMac13 April 25, 2021

Canuck Fuck

1. When you go to Canada typically on vacation and fuck a Canadian. Most common in the summer months.

Maganushi: Hey I was just in Canada for 10 days

Scandalinni: Oh yea? how was it?

Maganushi: It was great, the woman are fucking fantastic...had 3 or 4 canuck fucks. They all screamed the same thing. " Oh Fuck Yea"

by Bag of dohnutz August 15, 2010