A store where some cow killing fag who rips me off and sells lighters, alcohol, and supposedly switchblades to people. The candyland guy also shoked my friend.
by kill cow October 23, 2007
The magic feel good fairy that lives under your desk and appears randomly and has a great fondness of lollipops. ;) And being the Queen, she has a particularly good technique.
"Oh my god, today was such a great day at work because the Queen of Candyland paid me a visit that I won't forget."
by Lpqoc August 07, 2008
Candyland is the visit to the vagina. You play with it and stroke it until you make it cum. This game is mostly popular with lesbians.
by TacoMann December 24, 2008
1. A Scam, False Promise, or Major Disappointment.
2. A form of trickery where the perpetrator keeps their promise on a technicality but the end result obviously doesn't match reasonable expectations.
Based on 2024 incident in Glasgow Scotland where families had purchased tickets to enter an "immersive Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory exhibit" and were then handed a few jellybeans and told to walk through a sparsely and cheaply decorated warehouse.
2. A form of trickery where the perpetrator keeps their promise on a technicality but the end result obviously doesn't match reasonable expectations.
Based on 2024 incident in Glasgow Scotland where families had purchased tickets to enter an "immersive Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory exhibit" and were then handed a few jellybeans and told to walk through a sparsely and cheaply decorated warehouse.
"Now she's not answering her phone. I'm afraid she has taken you to Scotch Candyland."
"He told me his name was Steven and you his name was Bob... And now you find out that he has children in another country? What kind of Scotch Candyland is this!? "
"He told me his name was Steven and you his name was Bob... And now you find out that he has children in another country? What kind of Scotch Candyland is this!? "
by FLSqueezed February 28, 2024
by Jieriei June 13, 2023
Government and Central Bank policies of lower interest rates, higher taxes, wealth redistribution, and stimulus spending to create supposed prosperity or alleviate economic ills without the realization of any negative effects occurring as a result of their economic actions in the economy.
The recent Inflation Reduction Act is Candyland economics because it spends more money and increases taxes, instead of addressing the issue of inflation which is a monetary problem.
by jondich September 18, 2022