Calcified

The condition one develops from drinking unfiltered tap water. It is used to imply that someone blindly trusts governments and corporations, and is an idiot.

Soyjak: “Hey did you see Biden’s address reassuring everyone that banks are safe?”
Chad: “You’re calcified.”

by iF_Warrcoww March 15, 2023

candied cunt

forcing a girl put fun dip in her cunt before eating her out in order to enhance the flavor of her beef flaps.

I ate out Bo's candied cunt last night.

by cunt slayer December 16, 2005

cuntified

What happens to something whenever Minnesota State Senator Michelle Bachmann gets her hands on it, the majority of the time usually for the worse.

Wow, that referendum giving homosexual partners equal civil rights was sure cuntified quickly.

by Queery February 15, 2006

candiferousness

There is no definition to to this word. It's something I heard Don King say once.

I gave Don King the mexican avalanche with great prejudice and candiferousness.

by the prophet March 26, 2003

catified

The process of being turned into a cat.

"you just got catified!!!"

by Da shifty snifty October 13, 2017

candied slickins

the natural lubricant that occurs in a vagina during sex, often expelled in varying quantities during different levels of stimulation.

guy 1: Did u see that girls squirt her love juice across the room?

guy 2: yeah, those candied slickins must have travelled at least 10 foot.

by paddymac August 25, 2009

candied nuts

when traditional, woman on top sex occurs( facing each other) , the woman sits up straight perpendicular to your body while "riding" you. During males or womans climax the woman slightly defecates and rubs the mans scrotum "nuts" between her ass cheeks thus covering them in fecal matter(candy). "Candied Nuts"

Maggie candied my nuts so good last week I can still smell them. Wanna smell my candied nuts?

by dirtymcgurty December 8, 2006