Alzheimers

Doing LSD and a laxative at the same time. "Free trial of being a senior"

A: Ay boys im about to do some laxatives to detox who doing it with me

B: Have you progressed through psychedelics into laxatives

C: LOL The key is to be on laxatives and psychedelics similtaneously. That way you can babble incoherently while you shit uncontrollably

B: a free trial of being a senior

A: Hold up I think I got an idea... Let's call them Alzheimers

by R@D October 27, 2020

Go Go Gadget Alzheimers

Wehn Inspector Gadget reaches his twilight years.

Go Go Gadget Alzheimers

by Ear-Fuck February 20, 2009

Irish Alzheimers

A condition primarily (not exclusively) seen in women of Irish ancestry involving a loss of rational and objective memory, specifically as it pertains to any past misdoings on their behalf. This lapse in memory is almost always accompanied by an innate ability to recall with unparalleled clarity any wrong others have caused them, regardless of how trivial or seemingly unrelated.

I was winning the argument with Patricia until her Irish Alzheimers flared up and she reminded me that on our third date I told her she didn't look good in yellow.

by Raws December 23, 2015

Irish Alzheimers

Irish Alzheimer's is when you forget everything except your grudges.

O'Meara can't remember what day it is but Irish Alzheimers helps him remember he wants to kick O'Hara in the arse.

by T-Bob Corvus April 21, 2018

carzheimer's

the moment where you just leave a building, that you have been in for hours, and completely forget where you parked.

I just finished my Christmas shopping, and I have no clue where I parked. I must have a case of carzheimer's.

by ZackFactor November 2, 2018

Alzheimers

A disease where you forget everything and anything you have ever known

I have never made a definition for alzheimers so i will do it before i forget

by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming June 3, 2022

r/AlzheimersGroup

A group to help people with alzheimers.
I forgor 💀

r/AlzheimersGroup user: "Where is my Grandson?"
exaple person:"You have alzheimers Sir"
r/AlzheimersGroup user:"oh I forgor 💀"
example person:"out of the ordinary I mean"

by GravitationalForceOfJupiter November 21, 2023