cuntclogger

Multiple insertions of the male organ into the female counter-part, leading to clogging.

Man, that broad is a major cuntclogger...just look at her capacity.

by lesagekin April 2, 2008

Cuntdown timer

Countdown until a vagina is prepared for sexy time

Doris: The Cuntdown timer has begun!
Ralph: I'll go pick up the hardware, home in ten

by Guwniarz February 14, 2015

Cuntaloni

- an Italian Cunt

Frankie is a cuntaloni, he canceled on me tonite

by Lovemimi14 June 16, 2011

Cuntulonimbus

A rain cloud that hangs around waiting for you to leave buildings, then follows you between each one. Like a cunt.

"I was chased around town by a right Cuntulonimbus today, now I'm dripping like an un-tamponed vagina on rag week."

by GarethRDR April 12, 2016

Cuntclouting

When one has the urge to punch, hit, smack, kick or headbutt a conservative politician in the face.

Bert - "Do you fancy a bit of cuntclouting over in Westminster later"
Mary - "Oh Bert! Yes please"

by clusterfukr January 23, 2017

cuntflounder

Just an all around cunt or person who enjoys being a cunt

Did you see john over there? No I don’t talk to that cuntflounder

by JacksonfuckAss December 30, 2017

cumclown

a cumclown is someone u do not like and would like to ejaculate all over there face to emmbarass them . please not if your penis is small this is not a good idea.

oh look its that cumclown with his mom i might cum clown him.

fuck it i'll do his mom she's fit

by danielspencer December 3, 2007