ctb

french expression
"comme ta bite" (like your dick)

"c'est pas très long" (it's not so long)
"ctb" (like your dick)

by Fran April 03, 2005

ctb

can’t trust bitches

mane im tyed of these hoes just ctb nm

by iiammaz July 25, 2023

Ctb

Commit toaster bath

Often used when you would really like to commit toaster bath.
"Yeah man that girl makes me wanna ctb real bad."

by Theoriginaltoenail November 15, 2018

ctb

cuter than blackie

Wow! that pokemon is ctb!

by bosebuervo November 16, 2021

CTB's Law

CTB's law says that when someone is having a public meltdown online, they will, given enough time and public pressure, eventually circle around to defending Pedophilia/Ephebophilia.

Named for when this happened to the lead singer of a has-been rock band that rhymes with Trapped.

I just know this Libertarian yelling about how rain collection laws is 2 more comments away from running headfirst into CTB's Law.

by AnWorm January 03, 2021

ctb disorder

Can’t • Text • Back Disorder.
Cause I can’t Text back for shit😂😂

It’s not my fault I got CTB disorder, I just can’t help it.

by jjfresh_bandz November 12, 2019

Ctb

Chasing The Bag or Chris The barber

I went to get a haircut with “CTB”
I was doing the same as always you know “CTB” Chasing the Bag

by The real CTB April 25, 2021