Crumple Fuck

To crumple up an important document or item in front of the items owner, followed by throwing the crumpled item on a desk or the floor.

Bro, the sergeant walked over to me, snatched my birthday card out of my hands, crinkled it up and threw it on the floor! Yeah, dude, the sergeant crumple fucked the birthday card my momma sent to me, too.

by M.E.A.T November 8, 2020

crumplestiltskin

Having an extremely intense bowel movement that requires a long duration of pushing and squeezing while "ghost-pedaling" an imaginary gold spinning loom while hunched over.

Dude, I ate sushi for lunch and mexican for dinner, I gotta stop home and bust a crumplestiltskin.

by ptoohey October 6, 2006

crumpted

When you are feeling frustrated and are done with the world. Not feeling up for much.

Man i just got home from a long day of work, feeling crumpted right now.

by Termanatoes January 16, 2018

Crumple Crotch

a person who has cellulite so thick on their inner thigh's that when it reaches their "cookie"spot, all you can see is beat-up, dimpled BACON STRIPS.
(QUITE AN UNFORTUNATE EVENT TO OCCUR)

chunksahoy! there crumple crotch!!

by Miss Kali Kaos March 14, 2009

crumped out

To flake out on plans with your best friend.

My boy and I was gonna hang out Friday but that fucktard crumped out on me.

by Zombieeaters December 7, 2012

Alge Crumpler

The vagina of an 83 year old woman.

Your grandma has a dusty Alge Crumpler.

by sswn, tlhe October 13, 2009

stomach crumples

basically another phrase for ‘butterflies’ when you get that feeling in your belly if someone is hot or has done something attractive.

scarlet: lol look at that guy across the street
alyssa: fjdjsahhhhh
scarlet: have you got stomach crumples?
alyssa: yea 😭

by imkenmasgirl October 8, 2020