Green Coupons

money; cash, dollars ETC.

All she ever wanted was my green coupons

by Lindes Adaks September 3, 2018

printable coupons

A conspiracy between Big Business and the printer-ink manufacturers to get people to buy more ink-cartridges.

Most printable coupons are a majorly-wasteful rip-off --- you use more money in ink to print the coupon than you save from redeeming said coupon at the counter!

by QuacksO March 29, 2019

government coupons

It’s part of girl math; it’s cash, however if you buy something with “government coupons” it voids the cost of the item, making it “free”

I bought this candy bar with “government coupons, therefore this candy bar was free

by CLange November 23, 2023

coupon shot

While a brilliant monster reveal in a film (e.g. Alien, Jaws, The Thing) is normally referred to as the "money shot", a bad monster reveal is referred to as a "coupon shot". Coined by RedLetterMedia in their reviews of the films Biohazard and Carnosaur 2.

"I thought we were gonna get a great reveal of the monster, but instead we get another awkward coupon shot of the alien just standing there next to a guy in the back of a truck" - Rich Evans

by Southbound Soul June 19, 2017

No Nut November Coupon

A weak man's way of walking during the sacred month of No Nut November.

It is allowed but it can bring great shame upon your bloodline.

Man: I have not nuted this whole month. How about you?

Boy: I have, but I have a No Nut November Coupon. So I'm still in.

Man: That is fine, but you are weak. Grow stronger my friend. No more nuting for the rest of No Nut November.

by ThyNormalPerson November 3, 2019

Coupond

Steve won misspelled this word in the spelling bee back in 3rd grade. He spelled C-O-U-P-O-N and while waiting for the principal to tell him he was correct he blurted out "D!" Steve is a dumbass. But you should still vote for him.

Steve: C...O...U...P...O...N
Principal:...
Steve: D!
Principal: You're a Dumbass

by Souma May 9, 2004

fun coupon

Money. Dolla Bills. In particular, fun coupons are known exclusively one hundred dollar bills.

Jordan Belfort: Hey, fellas! Look what I found in my pocket! Look!
he pulls out a big wad of cash
Jordan Belfort: A year's salary, right here! You know what I call them? Fun coupons.
he starts throwing the money at Denham and Hughes as they walk away
Jordan Belfort: See that? They're fun coupons!

by gonzthefonz August 14, 2014