corporation

When a badger eats his own weight in one siting.

Dude, Danny, you won't believe how many corporations I saw when I went camping last weekend.

by Bobby K. December 18, 2007

Corporation

During the late 1970's, a duo or trio of Central New Jersey teenaged males would break off from the larger peer group to maximize personal gain and form what was called a "corporation". Usually the hastily formed corporations mission statement included the pursuit of hot chicks, smoking a limited supply of excellent weed, or attending a keg party without the rest of the peer group attending. These loose-knit organizations could last anywhere from one day to several weeks. Often after the corporation dissolved, the former members would be absorbed back into the peer group after some interrogative statements about where the party was or how ugly that chick was who you were sucking face with last night.

Hey, is that Joey in the passengers seat of Bob's Monte? Joey only has a little of that killer weed left. He must have formed a corporation with Bob so they can smoke whats left between themselves and leave us out here freezing on the street corner.

by Mr. Southwood February 25, 2009

Corporation

A corporation isn't a democracy, because there is a hierarchy. As long as a hierarchy exists, everyone doesn't make the same money at work, everyone doesn't have the same power, because a hierarchy will not allow for that to happen. How much of a boost for people's morale is it really to know that there is a hierarchy and if some people are not in control of it, they want to discard the old one and start a new, fresh one. (not to really bring justice and equality to all, that's been the lie that many have used to rise to power while the world is still as fucked up and unjust as it ever was today, but to benefit from their claims of things that sound good to the masses)

A corporation is not much of a democracy, though it's said to be and supposed to be, in actuality it's closer to a feudal system where the people that feed the masses don't really have to give a fuck about them.

by The Original Agahnim January 30, 2022

corporation pop

Water - H20

See also Council Pop

"He had nothing in, I was sat drinking corporation pop all night."

by mick_aka October 28, 2007

corporation baby

when a company that a person's parent works for pays for everything; housing, tuition, etc.
a parasite living off a company

Girl: Do you know that Samsung corporation baby?
Guy: Yeah, I hear that he takes all the PE classes

by anti-a November 1, 2006

Corporation Tactic

A tactic which is performed by a corporation to deliberately put a problem into one of their products under the consumers nose in the hope that month's later the purchaser of the product will have to send it back for repairs thus giving the corporation more money due to fixture payments. This move has most recently been made famous by The Red Ring of Death on Microsoft's Xbox 360

"God Damn it, My 360 got the E74 error! Don't tell me I've gotta spend more bucks for a problem that Microsoft already know is happening!"

"Dude, Don't ya know? It's just another Corporation Tactic!"

by StevieStevie August 6, 2009

corporation wine

Similar to council pop, it's just another slang expression for tap water. People who can't afford a bought drink, enjoy the fine delicacy of corporation wine fresh from their local water authority.

In short it is the drinking of tap water.

I have no money so im drinking corporation wine.

by James-A-W August 18, 2006