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Cornell Goggles

The way men rate women at Cornell University, usually in the Binary Scale either being a 1 (you will do her), or a 0 (you will not do her) in comparison to the 1-10 scale found anywhere else in the world.

Beer Goggles inhibited by a place, not a beverage.
Guy 1: "hey man check out the hottie who just walked out of Goldwin Smith"
Guy 2: "are you serious? she's a 0 take off your cornell goggles"
Guy 1: "i've been here so long, i'd do her"
Guy 2: "i probably would too"
by oneorzero February 18, 2008
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Cornell Notes

Person #1: I love cornell notes!

Person #2: you might as well just say "I hate Jesus"
by calcfreak November 13, 2009
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Cornell College

A small liberal arts residential campus located in Mt Vernon, IA. Known for operating with the One-Course-at-a-Time schedule, where, oddly enough, one only takes one class at a time.

Misc:
Our squirrels have personality.
Our food sucks. (Or- the Sodexo food service sucks)
Our mascot is the Ram.
All Greek groups are unique to the school.
We were founded BEFORE Cornell University, bitches.
"So where do you go to school?"
"Cornell College, in Iowa."
"OH! In Ithica?"
*RAGE*
by Cornell T. Moose November 2, 2010
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Cornell Spelling Bee

This is a term coined by Demarcus Cousins refering to the David versus Goliath match up of Kentucky and Cornell, or as it was coined by The Boston Globe as the Smart kids versus Dumb Kids.
The reporter asked Demarcus Cousins "Have you heard of that they are calling this game the Smart Kids vs. The Dumb kids?" He replied with "This ain't a Cornell Spelling Bee, this is basketball."
by This Ain't No Spelling Bee March 25, 2010
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Cornell Fiji

In the poker community, to "Cornell Fiji" is to borrow money with no intention of ever paying it back, or to offer to swap online cash for real cash, then renege on your end of the agreement. This is what Cornell Fiji (real name Steven Ware) did to Admo during the World Series of Poker 2008.
"I transferred Steve $30,000 on Full Tilt yesterday. He said he would transfer $30,000 to my bank account but I haven't seen a dime. I think I got Cornell Fiji'd by that douchebag."
by Slim Shylock September 30, 2009
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Cornell Girl

A girl who attends Cornell and is very smart, cool, pretty, slick, and suddenly after a week becomes blah because she is around boring smart people 24/7.
Sophie: Hey did you talk to Ashley last night?

Amy: Yeah, it is like she has become a Cornell Girl.

Sophie: Oh, boo.
by slycatstix August 26, 2009
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cornell notes

On the eigth day Satan decended, in jew form, and created cornell notes. And the Jew ascended into the mountains in the north of city of angels and seeing as the people were with mirth the jew said "Do unto the notes 20 pages a month" and he saw it was bad. And the Jew said "do unto notes 20 summaries" and he saw it was bad. And the Jew said "Do unto the notes 10 learning logs" and he saw it was bad. Many trembled in fear and tried to avert this disaster by throwing money at this jew woman with horns. Yet it was to no avail. And the children of Du unto the Arte wept in sorrow, for this creation could not be conquered.
Burn in cornell notes, jew-haters!
by Longman McDickert November 23, 2006
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