cooked

Slang term: Describing the old condition of somebody's shoes or clothing.

You been rocking those AirMax kicks for a year. Them shits is cooked!

by GabberNYC December 17, 2006

cooked

(verb)
To get insulted or made fun of by another person. If they get support from bystanders or a viewing audience then it is extra effective, whether the insults are true or not.

Shoes are a typical target for "cookings".

synonyms:
blazed, riffed, insulted

Cooker"Hey you bought those ugly ass shoes at once upon a child!"

the Cooked "What ?"

Cook watchers"OHHHH you just got cooked !"

by vibraphone July 9, 2010

Cooked

adj; Having extremely dark skin. Commonly used by black people to make fun of Africans. The term isnt meant to be derogatory, just funny.

Terrell: "you see that nigga ova there?"

Leroy: "damn that nigga cooked"

Terrell: "word, he dark as fuck"

*laughing

by I'd beat September 19, 2011

Cooked

The epitome of intoxication (generally through canabis, people are generally called "cooked" once they find it impossible to contain a smile or giggles, and look like someone has poured red paint into their eyes.

"Dude, did you see how fucked up Jeremiah was?"

"Yeah, man! That cunt was absolutely cooked"

by Words of anarchy October 7, 2015

Cooked

A Synonym for Strange, Odd, Weird, Obscure etc

'Dude, i saw the most cooked thing over the weekend.'
'Those shoes look cooked'
'That is the most cooked idea I've heard all year'

by Chemical Lobotomy September 21, 2017

Cooked

The act of getting an item either via a bot, or manual-using autofill.

Ay man you cooked anything during the Supreme Drop? Yeah man, took some bogos, took no L's.

by Equal_Memes May 14, 2018

Cooked

An extremely sexy guy with amazing hair and a rediculously large penis. Definitely not a Virgin since yesterday.

Damn, that guy is Cooked!

by DefinitelyNot@CookedFTN August 2, 2020