clippered

Describes the feeling of acute intoxication due to the consumption of marijuana.

Be careful if Tom passes you a joint - it will get you completely clippered.

by Dan Fox August 03, 2003

shit clipper

The part of the anus that allows you to clip the shit from your rectum and have it fall in the toilet, on the floor, or in your pants if you couldn't hold it.

Yo, that bitch is such a slut she can take two cocks in her shit clipper at once!

by coke_doggy_dogg March 25, 2008

nail clipper

The unfortunate act of really fucking up bad without the ability to fix an error. Almost always involving an authority figure or close relationship! You are in a "nail clipper" when you have to cut your fingernails so you won't scratch your ankles while you take it in the bum for being stupid. Worse than being "fucked"!

Damn! When my boss finds out, it's going to be a nail clipper!

I am FUCKED! I just did a nail clipper!

When a really rich man gives his wife herpes after 12 years of wedlock. He's gonna get a nail clipper!

by LayItOnYou March 18, 2007

clean clipper

when you take a dump and then wipe with toilet paper...and find no trace of poop on the paper.

"Damn my sphincter is tight...I just had a clean clipper"

by Kwill43 March 14, 2008

Yankee Clipper

A New England sex act in which partners scissor on the back of an in-transit lobster boat.

Amidst the mounds of flailing crustaceans, the lovers embraced in the impassioned form which could only be described as the Yankee Clipper.

by Dick Mystery February 24, 2015

nail clippers

What you (may or may not) use to clip your nails.

Hey, pass me them damn nail clippers, My toenails are bloody huge!

by cool_penguin_0 January 28, 2005

toaly clippers

Scottish equivalent of poo cutters. The arsehole.

One gay man to another: "did you shag him last night?"
"Oh aye, right up toaly clippers!"
For best effect must be said in an Orkney Islands accent.

by Big Ron and Cameron September 10, 2004