Clark

Males by the name of Clark are among the most irresistible beings on the planet. Clark is very well-rounded: a model citizen, a tremendously skilled athlete, a virtuoso musician, and as if that weren't enough, he has devastatingly good looks. Although you may typically find Clark looking ultra suave in a tuxedo, crowds gather when he goes shirtless to catch a glimpse of his chiseled Greek-God-like body. Clark is a friend to a diverse group of people, but all are envious of him, and wish to someday be like him, though he is too modest to take note. Unfortunately, Clark does not date; whether he just hasn't found a worthy enough specimen to court or has too much fun doing manly things with his friends is still t o be determined. Either way ladies, you are out of luck when it comes to Clark. Good luck trying to obtain the unobtainable!

Girl 1: You saw Clark at the beach?! What was it like to see such shirtless perfection?
Girl 2: It was like... the Mona Lisa of abs.

by luxembourg October 11, 2010

Clark

Someone who helps you by only doing what they want.

My friend said he was doing so much to help me
But every time he shows up somehow my problems grow a little bigger

Man that sounds like a fake friend...

"Nah man! he is a good dude he just likes to Clark around sometimes"

"Yeah dude, that still sounds like a fake friend"

by TheRecconingofyourmotives. August 8, 2021

Clark

A guy with a incredibly huge penis and has balls of steel and is great at sports

Dude this guy clarked The basketball game Defined

by Clarke yo boi February 23, 2017

Clark

A town in New Jersey which consists of 99.999% white people. To that extent everyone there is a racist son of a bitch who burn down black people's houses.

Clark officer: do you know why I pulled you over?

Hispanic man: no

Clark officer: you're threatening me! do you want me to shoot you?

man walks away with $250 ticket for having an accent

by Amanda Pyle February 14, 2015

Clark

The perfect nickname for your superman. He is always there for you no matter what! He can always put a smile on your face :D He's handsome, super smart, and a great listener! Not to mention he looks great in a tux! Clark is a boyfriend that will always be your best friend.

M: "Hey look at this text Noah sent me!"
J: "Awww that's so sweet!"
M: "Yeah, he's my clark!"

by Mate<3 May 2, 2010

clark

Clark is dreams real name.

"Hey dream!!"

"NO MY NAME IS CLARK 😡😡😡😡😡"

by ahahahahaheheheeheh July 23, 2021

Clark

A reference to one with immense physical power capable of taking down entire town single handedly. A great power resides within a Clark and only one thing can ultimately destroy one....cold pizza

"Our town had a Clark for a while until we dosed him with cold pizza and destroyed his presence."

by Peter R Loughren November 4, 2009