Chilf

Like milf or dilf. Short for Child I’d Like to Fuck.

Person: Hey, your niece is kind of a chilf 😏
Other person: Hey, you are kind of a pedophile.

by CLikesCorn January 15, 2022

Chilf Off

A rather dashing and gentlemanly way of telling someone to fuck off. Once famously used by Tim Minchin in the song "Hello".

If you are offended by strong language or blasphemy, maybe you should chilf off home. Because it's only going to get worse from now on....cunt.

by pimpchizzle March 10, 2010

weaver chilf

a variety of chilf only found in yorkshire regions, also see the lesser spotted weaver chilf but not to be confused with the hamdingo procaster chilf of the australian region.

I was pissed as a fart last night and I got saturday night weavered and I got nine months before I'm gonna have my very own weaver chilf!

by Monty May 21, 2003

chief box-a-porno

Chief Box-a-Porno was the leader of an obscure group of nomadic masturbators in the late 1990s. Being of little means, they spent most of their time scouring the land for the bare necessities like food, warm shelter and discarded pornography. "The Chief" was well known for his quality stash which he carried with him at all times. During the colder winter months, The entire tribe would often time spend weeks in my Mom's basement jacking to the Chief's fabulous collection. The group disbanded in the mid 2000s due to the "Great Tissue Shortage" of 2004.

Wow, that Chief Box-a-Porno was a great leader...What more can you say about that fucking guy?

by Pete Negwaski! October 4, 2017

Chief Keef

The highly intellectual and most prolific philosopher of the 21st Century also known as “Sosa” who spreads words of infinite wisdom through the expression of music and other sources.

“The purpose of nature is the advancement and development of life”. - Chief Keef

by Tedd September 17, 2018

Taqiyyist-in-Chief

Refers to Barack Obama, who as President never missed an opportunity to support an Islamist cause, nor to denigrate Jews or Israel. Derived from the Islamic practice of Taqiyya: To lie to the face of your enemy in order to lull them into complacency, whilst you gain sufficient military or political strength to destroy them, as they rely upon the (absent) truth of your assurances.

The Taqiyyist-in-Chief said that Iran will NEVER get a nuclear weapon on his watch, and that inspections of Iran's nuke facilities will be "ironclad."

by Phuqit October 7, 2015

big chief turd in the face

This describes one who is given to much flatulence, smell, sound and fury!

There was a sound and fury signifying Big Chief Turd in the Face!

by I, Wreckerrr December 10, 2016