Channel the Tater

A good way to remember how to say Channing Tatum's name in the proper order.

Oh yeah that movie had Tatum Channing in it right?

Its Channing Tatum, remember Channel the Tater.

by strofty December 20, 2013

cannabitard

A pot devotee who has traveled way too deeply into the culture.

My neighbor is a straight-up cannabitard!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020

https:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ab_channel=RickAstleyVEVO

This is the link to the OG "Never gonna give you up" video. (Well minus a slash at the front because you cant have links :p)

Guy 1: Hey i have a link for you
Guy 2: can i see?
Guy 1: https:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ab_channel=RickAstleyVEVO
Guy 2: Seriously.
ALTERNATE TIMELINE
Guy 1: Hey i have a link for you.
Guy 2: oh can i see?
Guy 1: https:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ab_channel=RickAstleyVEVO
Guy 2: I'd recodnise that link anywhere. Don's even THINK about TRYING to rickrol me.
Guy 1: Frick-

by SnowytheVulpix January 11, 2021

History Channel

A once respected cable channel. Many years ago it was a serious source of historical information and now it is Reality TV, Pseudoscience, and Pseudohistory. Actual history has been abandoned for ratings.

I learned everything I know about History from the History channel. I learned that aliens helped humans build the Pyramids, The Bible contains a secret code which can be deciphered using a computer, monsters are real, and Nostradamus predicted 9/11.

by A1988 January 23, 2011

Hallmark Channel

The Disney Channel for middle-aged women.

My mother insisted on watching the Hallmark Channel which was showing a god-awful Christmas movie.

by Cerebrate 1138 July 20, 2016

fuzzy channel

Before digital cable, it was the pay per view channels that kids would watch because half of them were porn. When you didn't pay for the movie you could still go to the channel, but the picture was terrible and "fuzzy", but would occasionally clear up for a few seconds, and you could see everything you wanted to see. All kids in elementary knew what the fuzzy channels were.

Hey, your parents aren't around, check out what's on the fuzzy channels...........................woaaaaaaaaaaah

by gorgle December 2, 2010

That cybert channel

A gay 2-player fellatio party game. It begins with both men putting on blindfolds, they take turns putting things into eachother's mouth, they have to guess if it's their penis or not. If they are correct the penis is taken out and the guesser get's a lolipop. If not, the non-penis thing is taken out and the guesser is aggresively mouthfucked while the thruster makes william shakespear quotes.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna That Cybert Channel?
Guy 2: Ehh, not really, they really fell off after FNAF fan games 5. Although that Jerika girl is really cute 😏😏😏
Guy 1: ERRRHHHHH *thrusts*

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, the final stage of the game can be activated instantly if the reciever does not know what the game is. Or mistakes it with any other thing in existance.

by Flameonoodle March 18, 2023