Dick Butter

When u rub cum all over

A body like butter on

Bread

I like when he does dick butter to me

by Zavi Love December 20, 2015

dick butter

wen a horny customer has exams and no girlfriend he has 3 tom hanks in a short period without washing his mushroom or the inside of his hood helmet a butterry substance forms and must be washed immediately before his jocks stink.

man i was a horndog this morning and wanking got out of hand....to lazy to scrub my helmet over the sink so next thing ya know dick butter was on the cards!

by Belgrove April 29, 2008

dick butter

Mainly for people who did not get a circumcision, the trapped leftover cum inside the skin of your penis after you masturbated. The penis would get stinkier eventually over time.

Ew, Kyle is such a virgin, like last night I couldn't suck him off because his dick started to peel out dick butter.

by kakato123 May 22, 2019

Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

An expression of extreme disbelief or shock.

Obama hasn't been lynched yet? Well butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

by obamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 1, 2009

Dick Butter Stick

A solid block of cum the size of a fairly large butter stick.

“What kind of butter is this?”
“It’s my dick butter stick.”

by ChickenJoe#1 April 29, 2022

Peanut butter dick

A dude with a small penis with brown stuff Oozing out the tip.

“Eww John has a peanut butter dick” “Joseph’s peanut butter dick is nasty”

by Figure it out you pussy bitch September 12, 2019

Dick Butter Stick

A solid rectangular block of cum the size of a fairly large stick of butter.

“What kind of butter is this?”
“It’s dick butter stick.”

by ChickenJoe#1 April 29, 2022