Bitching

1- To talk badly of a person behind their back. (Usually used for females)
2- To continuously complain about something (Usually used for females)
3- Something amazing

1- I heard Sarah bitching about you to Mary, yesterday.
2-She won't stop bitching about the heat.
3-This party is going to be bitching!

by PooperScooper1000 July 28, 2015

Batching

Pooping for two years straight if given the option the option to do so, and then never having to poop again in your life. You can select any two years to begin batching, but not when you're a baby because that's cheating babies already poop whenever.

Pooping for two years straight means constant shitting. There's no stopping until the batching is over.

Person A: I haven't seen Mike around lately, what's he up to?
Person B: Oh, haven't you heard? He started batching.

by vampireadjacent September 27, 2020

Bitching about someone bitching

When a person complains so much about an individual bitching, they themselves are doing the same action as that individual.

"God damn, this dude won't stop bitching. Does he every stop bitching? I have to hear him bitch everyday. He is always bitching!"

"Hey man, you sound like you're bitching about someone bitching."

by Rhino_horse December 18, 2020

Eye-Bitching

The act of a person being a bitch with only their eyes.

That hoe was just eye-bitching my shoes!

by bsbl4ebff December 17, 2008

Bitching Post

The person who you always Bitch to ( not Bitch about)

Could also be refered to as your bitching pal/buddy. He/she probably doesnt care what your saying, but just listens. ( occasionaly joins in)

Tom: Argh, Tim is so annoying!
Luke: Yeah...
Tom: Sorry for being your Bitching Post by the way.
Luke: It's alright man...I don't like him anyway.

by Hairyspud August 28, 2008

Be-Bitching

A slang version of the word "bewitching" with the meaning of nagging/complaining/arguing in the present tense.

She be-bitching over why we did not engage in bed last night.

by SquirrelPower July 24, 2008

idle bitching

the act of venting or criticising something with no intent to serve any improvement of the thing criticised.

Jim goes in to Don's office, complaining about someone or something.
Don is trying to decide whether he's supposed to commiserate or start knocking heads.
Don asked, "is this a problem you want fixed, or just idle bitching?"

by slothchunk February 9, 2018