bushwhacked

Removing a partner's underwear only to find an enormous scragly 70s bush.
"I was about to bang her but when I got her panties off.. BAM! I got bushwhacked!"
by Vakharn December 05, 2009
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he's such a bushwhacker, he keeps telling people how much of an idiot bush is
by bushwhacker September 10, 2004
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Bushwhacker

A lesbian. Referenced in the movie "French Twist."
Have you ever known a girls phys ed teacher who isn't a bushwhacker?
by Woody Thomas January 07, 2006
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Bushwhacked

When you feel naked after getting a Brazilian wax.

Synonyms: insecure , self-conscious
I have no more hair on my vagina, and now I feel inadequate.

I've been Bushwhacked.
by Yelloooo February 23, 2016
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to carry out sexual intercourse with women with excessive pubic hair; to have sex with bushmonkeys
The best I could do with that one was bushwhack straight through.
by friend68 September 22, 2010
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Person #1: "Did you hear what Letterman said about George W. Bush last night?"

Person #2: "Yeah, I think he likes to make jokes about the Bushwhacker."
by El Reagan December 02, 2011
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bushwhacked is when a guy tries to eat a girl out, but can't because she has a bit too much bush.
Mike: dude, I tried to eat her out but, she had a fucking fro.
Adam: bro, you got hella bushwhacked!
Mike: Tell me about it! I used like a whole box of toothpicks.
by Brie October 17, 2004
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