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mr burrell

kid 1 :omg whos that teacher (hes so hot literally a 10/10)
kid 2 :oh thats just mr burrell as wolverine
mr burrell :im wolverine
by eevee lover November 24, 2024
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Burrillville high school

Burrillville is a shitty high school in Rhode Island that was mainly known for it's shitty hockey team until the spring of 2017 when a huge sexting scandal hit the school. For years some guys in the school had a Dropbox where guys would put nudes and porn of their girlfriends. The slutty and attentions seeking girls didn't care and lots of guys, both in school and out, had access to the photos. The whole thing was finally busted when some noisy parent found out about it and called the cops. The slutty thots now have to use more traditional ways to act slutty and get attention.
I wish everything in like was as easy as the girls in Burrillville high school.
by oceancats August 7, 2017
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Lewis Burwell Puller

The original Chuck Norris. Chesty was the most badass man alive matched only by his spiritual clone, Richard Marcinko. Chesty won, among dozens of other awards, 5 Navy Crosses but the story doesn't end there. The following statements are true:

Chesty fought off an entire North Korean tank battalion single-handedly with only an M1911. He destroyed 8 tanks with its 7 bullets before taking out the rest with his bare hands.

Congress had a plan to win the Vietnam War by sending Chesty Puller alone to conquer the country, but abandoned this course of action when they determined him to be a force of nature more powerful than large-scale nuclear weapons.

The nearly-impenetrable armor on modern tanks is synthesized from Chesty's DNA mixed with aluminum. They had to mix it because pure Chesty armor was deemed illegal under the Geneva Convention because it would have accelerated an arms race the world has never seen before.
Lewis Burwell Puller, the quintessential Marine.

Good night Chesty! Wherever you are!
by JeremyWolf March 23, 2008
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barrelled

west coast beach slang, getting a sick tube ride.
whoa! mario just got barrelled for five seconds on that wave!
by sandspit October 25, 2007
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Reverse Pork Barrelling

The misappropriation of government funds to marginal electorates when close to an election, with the intention of winning more seats.
First used by Senator McKenzie of LNP in January 2020, in relation to the awarding of $100 million sports grants prior to the 2019 elections.

After being found by the ANAO to have run a biased and parallel assessment to Sports Australia, she was asked, "Did you pork barrell?" Bridget replied,

"Well if anything... there's a case of reverse pork barrelling going on" She went on to explain how because of her intervention and process, that a greater number of projects were supported in Labour electorates. The Auditor general found that she had favoured marginal seats.
by Kahmina January 17, 2020
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burrelled

Burrelled is taken from the sexual antics of Patrick Brian "Pat" Burrell, nicknamed "Pat the Bat," He is a former American professional baseball outfielder who played in Major League Baseball. He stands 6 feet 4 inches tall and weighs 235 pounds. With huge forearms that match the length and width of his cock (So the legend goes!). Considered sex on a stick, He is known for hitting baseballs as well as every pussy and every female hole in every town he's been in. Wives, sisters, mothers, daughters both married and single.
A vast number of men are crying in their Wheaties because their woman have been "burrelled." i.e. = nailed, porked, spread wide, banged but good, in every hole they have by this amoroushung stud! Forget oysters, I have been told by a female friend that interviewed him that the smell of him had her getting thigh sweats and wanting to wrap her pussy around his log right there in the place where the interview was taking place.
My wife got burrelled when she went over to Pat Burrell and asked for an autograph for our son. She came back walking funny because he
ended up banging her in every hole she has in the stall at the bar we were at. She got the autograph all right but she also got "burrelled" but good, like I said cause she was walking funny for a couple of days after!
burrelled: to be fucked in every hole you have till you are used up!
by freddie beamer June 2, 2013
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Burnell

The name given to one of the most strong & powerful families in the world. It is said they could take over nations if they wanted. Every year a festival is held in honor of this great family, in hope to please them enough not to invade.
He looks powerful, he must be a burnell
by Giggles the dark clown November 14, 2014
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