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burrelled 

Burrelled is taken from the sexual antics of Patrick Brian "Pat" Burrell, nicknamed "Pat the Bat," He is a former American professional baseball outfielder who played in Major League Baseball. He stands 6 feet 4 inches tall and weighs 235 pounds. With huge forearms that match the length and width of his cock (So the legend goes!). Considered sex on a stick, He is known for hitting baseballs as well as every pussy and every female hole in every town he's been in. Wives, sisters, mothers, daughters both married and single.
A vast number of men are crying in their Wheaties because their woman have been "burrelled." i.e. = nailed, porked, spread wide, banged but good, in every hole they have by this amoroushung stud! Forget oysters, I have been told by a female friend that interviewed him that the smell of him had her getting thigh sweats and wanting to wrap her pussy around his log right there in the place where the interview was taking place.
My wife got burrelled when she went over to Pat Burrell and asked for an autograph for our son. She came back walking funny because he
ended up banging her in every hole she has in the stall at the bar we were at. She got the autograph all right but she also got "burrelled" but good, like I said cause she was walking funny for a couple of days after!
burrelled: to be fucked in every hole you have till you are used up!
burrelled by freddie beamer June 2, 2013
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burrelled 

The act of cornering and latching on to scared unwilling females. Continuing this act with complete disregard to the females responsiveness
Holy shit! I got burrelled so bad last night. I thought I was done for
burrelled by DavidMeeker August 28, 2008

Cracker-Barreled 

(Verb) 1. When you are confronted with an unexpected (and usually unwanted) shopping experience; usually in the form of a gift shop.
"When I got off the roller-coaster, the exit path lead me right into a gift shop."

"Sounds like they cracker-barreled you."
Cracker-Barreled by AtomicKoi April 23, 2021

getting barreled 

to order chicken at cracker barrel and eat it knowing its laxative-like properties, and immediately pulling trig or shitting after.
me and john were getting barreled the tother day you should've come!

Hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun 

This term is used by jim lahey, the trailer park supervisor on trailer park boys. It is one of his many shit analogies used through out the show.
"You idiots have loaded up a hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun and it's pointed at your own heads". The rights to the quote is property of trailer park boys.

barrelled 

west coast beach slang, getting a sick tube ride.
whoa! mario just got barrelled for five seconds on that wave!
barrelled by sandspit October 25, 2007

Briggsy & Burrell 

A indomitable gay partnership which after a a brief courtship in the tate modern blossoms into full jungle nudity and obscene homo adventure
I never knew they were doing a briggsy & burrell, but low and behold there they were streaking in the congo
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