bumcrumble

like bumcheese but a few days older

Mum picked up John's pants from his bedroom floor and shook them free of BumCrumble

by Mark November 10, 2003

bumfumbler

1. A person who enjoys fumbling the buttocks of a member of the same or opposite sex.

2. A joke used to confuse friends.

"Dude you're such a bumfumbler."
"Not uh."

by t3hm4n April 20, 2006

Bumgumplish

Stupid, retarted, or despicable

Your acting so bumgumplish right now.

by Ramen and Noodle April 3, 2017

Bucumber

The ancient act of eating a man’s ass while he is urinating. Often done before mating and is the ultimate way to a man’s heart, through the anal cavity. Not to be confused with blumpkin however, it is an adaptation to the pleasurable fall pastime.

I love it when my cousin Lauren gives me a good bucumber while I’m pissing out budweiser on a libtard’s face. Heil the bucumber and long live general lee

by Sir Bucumber November 20, 2019

bumchum

(putative) homosexual anal sex partner (mildly derogatory)

Look, there goes John with his bumchum.

by lord british October 19, 2003

bumrumbler

A man with a predeliction for giving penetrative anal sex. Used more commonly in reference to homosexual tops.

Watch out for that bloke, unless you want your kidneys lifted - he's a bumrumbler!

by indefensible January 18, 2005

BumGum

Similar to a dingleberry, I'ts the undeveloped turds accessible when digging in your pants even while sitting down

Ben: Dude, check out that guy over there sniffing his own BumGum

by Ricktionary April 2, 2011