bruncle

everyone’s distant and very close relative in the same person

my bruncle is my brother and my uncle

my grandpa is also my son-in-law therefore he is my bruncle

by CheVelle 50 December 16, 2021

the bruncle tree

a family tree where every relative is related in more than one way to every other relative

everyone in my family is part of the bruncle tree

by CheVelle 50 December 16, 2021

bruncle

A male relative who is both your uncle (a sibling of your parents) and you brother (one of your siblings).

Since Narelle is my mum & my sister then Barry must be my bruncle

by ringofyre May 15, 2011

bruckle

Having poo on your knuckle; getting a brown knuckle

"Man, I slipped a finger into that girl's bum and ended up with a bruckle."

by Colbanger March 8, 2017

Bruncle Dad

A man who is your brother, uncle and your father. This is possible if your mother slams her own father, giving birth to what would normally be your Bruncle. If your Bruncle then gets six inches deep in your mom, the resulting abomination will be you, and he will be your Bruncle Dad.

Likewise, you are your Bruncle Dad's Brophew Son.

"Your bruncle dad is fucked; he has webbed toes and hasnever had a job."
"Fuck you, at least my bruncle dad is still alive you orphan bastard!"

by John Fun September 21, 2016

bruncle in-law

When your brother in-law is also your uncle, like Oedipus

Oedipus: “I’m going to go see my bruncle in-law, Creon.”

by alyssas.defs December 19, 2021

brunkler

brother uncle cuzin user,
small minded creed oriented,
closed nitt

you brunklers have not met my out of town lawer who hired your uncle yet have you?

by anonymous June 15, 2022