Brolicking

When two bros frolic.

Greg: Yeah, John and I went brolicking last night.
John: No homo.

by smadazil July 5, 2009

Brolitia

noun- A large fighting force culled primarily from the ranks of your closest bros, is often wild, aggressive, and ready to do battle. The brolitia is usually assembled for an express purpose, and is fuelled by Natty Light, 40's, and weed. Summoned by the blowing of a conch.

Origin- A portmanteau of bro and militia

a) Bros, some creepy fag is following my girlfriend and her friends home from a houseparty...they may be in danger. Let's assemble the brolitia, kick the shit out of them, and then all her friends will bang you out of gratitude.

b) George Washington though the British were a bunch of dicks so he assembled a brolitia and drove them from the continent.

c) The Viet Cong could technically be a brolitia, because of the copious amounts of dank Thai weed they smoked. Al Qaeda, however, is not a brolitia because they don't smoke, drink, or get ANY pussy.

by Evander Brolyfield April 29, 2010

Broloha

A friendly hello from one douchebag bro to another.

Mason- "Broloha!"
Colten- "Broloha son!"

by ikiyufoo November 27, 2011

brolisted

The friendzone, for girls.

When you try to hangout with a guy you like, and somehow you become one of his bros and he wouldn't even think of dating you.

"You and Chris get along so well! You should totally date!"

"I wish! But I've been brolisted..."

"Aww, girl, that sucks!"

by leglesslegolegolas February 4, 2013

Brolick

Displaying great strength

Yo, that Ni**a outside the club is BROLICK

by the intelligant November 17, 2003

brolic factory

A place where gentlemen go to become brolic. Namely a gym with iron pumping capabilities.

Damn, son that mofo is jacked. He must live at the brolic factory.

by ballin90 September 21, 2007

Brolice

(n) An enforcer or officer of bro justice. If one is in violation of Bro Code, it is then possibly due to call the Brolice to either handle the situation or to enforce punishment on the erred Bro.

Jordan: Bro! I told you that I liked that girl, why are you trying to get her.
Seth: Shit dude, I'm sorry..
Jordan: Unnacceptable! I'm calling the Brolice!

by GroceryStore October 23, 2010