A broken bloomer is a person whose been broken a lot of times and has real trust issues. A broken bloomer has a hard time in life and would die for people who wouldn’t care at all. The broken bloomer dreams of bright futures but has a hard time believing in them. Always wears a fake smile around people but is broken inside and it’s often seen on them.
Person 1: Hey you know that guy over there he seems a little weird often?
Person 2: Can’t you see he’s obviously a broken bloomer.
Person 1: What’s a broken bloomer?
Person 2: A broken bloomer is a broken person who wants people to be happy but really can’t be happy themselves and loves people that don’t care.
Person 1: Damn that’s hard.
Person 2: Can’t you see he’s obviously a broken bloomer.
Person 1: What’s a broken bloomer?
Person 2: A broken bloomer is a broken person who wants people to be happy but really can’t be happy themselves and loves people that don’t care.
Person 1: Damn that’s hard.
by A real broken bloomer November 20, 2019
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1. Characterizing game mechanics or objects that are so powerful that they trivialize game content or become the only desirable items or mechanics for a player to use.
2. Describing any combination of character class mechanics and equipment which is too difficult or impossible for skilled players to reliably counter in player vs player combat.
1. Characterizing game mechanics or objects that are so powerful that they trivialize game content or become the only desirable items or mechanics for a player to use.
2. Describing any combination of character class mechanics and equipment which is too difficult or impossible for skilled players to reliably counter in player vs player combat.
by Ba Rum Ba Dum Dum September 20, 2011
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From a BBS about wheelchairs & scooters:
New Year's Day (0-01-14) {or "2014 01 Jan.", or even "Jan. 01, Twenty Stick-Broken-Sticks if you prefer}. Just making my daily check-in from Juneau AK. USA...my people (who live in Nicaragua) we have but one bunghole...er...uh...I mean, "I only have a sodding singular update to my website today: it is an update to my Foto(s) del Día" web page with...well, what else could it be?
New Year's Day (0-01-14) {or "2014 01 Jan.", or even "Jan. 01, Twenty Stick-Broken-Sticks if you prefer}. Just making my daily check-in from Juneau AK. USA...my people (who live in Nicaragua) we have but one bunghole...er...uh...I mean, "I only have a sodding singular update to my website today: it is an update to my Foto(s) del Día" web page with...well, what else could it be?
by Telephony December 30, 2013
Get the Twenty Stick-Broken-Sticks mug.The day after Valentines Day (February 15th), Brolentines Day is an annual commemoration celebrating affection amongst your male peers. The day is named after unrecognized Greek Deity Broseidon, King of the Broceans, and was established in 2011 AD. It is traditionally a day on which bros express their appreciation for each other by presenting beers, offering high fives, and sending some ecards.
I'm glad I reserved a table at Buffalo Wild Wings early this year. It's generally been a bad idea to make last-minute Brolentines Day reservations.
by The Stafford Executive March 2, 2011
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Danger Mouse
(artist-producer Brian Burton)
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James Mercer
(Lead singer of the Shins)
Danger Mouse
(artist-producer Brian Burton)
And
James Mercer
(Lead singer of the Shins)
by myboyfriendisafirbender November 23, 2010
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