Broseph

The highest level of broship between bromates. Brofficially the greatest achievement in brolife.

Ninja is the my absolute best broseph. She's bromine.

by Alix Jay October 23, 2012

brosephina

The female equivalent of broseph; a female friend.

Don't trip brosephina, the motocross race is still on for tonight.

by A Salamander. February 8, 2008

Brosephing

Talking to the brosephs while on the laptop, usually in a Starbuck's Coffee. More often than not, this is done by means of LinkedIN or Facebook. Reserved for those who take broseph chatting to a new level, even to the extent of Saturday/Friday night chatting with the brahs.

"Did you hit up the Buck's this morning for the A.M. brosephing session?"

by Malibu Worker July 3, 2008

broexist

1. Bros existing together, at the same time, or in the same place

2. The movement that all bros should brohang together in peace. That bros should work together, rather than fight, and brollaborate against bropression.

Bro, did you hear about that fight this weekend?

Ya bro, we should all just broexist.

by Willisig October 20, 2009

bronsexual

Bronsexual is a term used for anyone who has dick rode and bandwaggoned LeBron so much that Lebron has become the basis of their sexuality and life. A bronsexual is likely to tell you some of the most blasphemous things you will ever hear. For example "Lebron James Is the G.O.A.T" or "Lebron is better than Michael Jordan" and any other insane, not even logical shit they can think of. A Bronsexual is literally the most annoying sports fan ever. That will tell you Lebron is the greatest but not tell you why and then whenever you tell them Lebron has lost in the finals more than he has won. They will blame his All Star teammates instead of giving him any blame. A bronsexual tends to bring up other players like Kobe to change the topic away from Lebron. A Bronsexual is literally in a full fledged relationship with Lebron mentally. and they will defend their boo with their life. Its quite sad honestly. Most of them don't even watch or care for the sport.

Pete- Hey man, you seen Kobe's last game. It was dope. He dropped 60.

Daryl- Yeah, but see lebrons game against the timberwolves 2 weeks ago. He got a double double dude.
Pete- yeah, but kobe literally retired. this was a monumental moment in the sport.
Daryl- Lebron is way better than Kobe anyway. Check out my Lebron lows and my cavs jersey.
Pete- what did you do with the heat jersey?
Daryl- Put in the closet in case he loses and decides to go back
Pete- Oh
Daryl- Kobe sucks, Lebron is better than Kobe and Jordan combined
Pete- Jordan is 6 for 6 in the finals, kobe is 5 for 7. Lebron is 3 for 7. Lebron cant win without an allstar team and even then he loses sometimes. He is a joke. He isn't even top 5. You are dickriding him
Daryl- yeah but what about David Ortiz dude, he is hitting a lot of home runs this season
Pete- Changing the topic like a bronsexual does.

by GM123 July 20, 2016

brosensual

Consensual frat bro sex.

It wasn't bro-rape! It was totally brosensual.

by Mitch Tyler October 16, 2010

Brodex

A bro codex, if you break it you are an a-hole and r-tard.

Sam told Jennifer that it was me who pulled a prank on her, but she got really pissed off. That's a violation of the brodex. Sam should be ashamed of himself.

by Sewayski December 9, 2009