Blissett

To completely disregard someone's question, and to talk about yourself instead.

I tried to get some information from Sebastian, but he pulled a Blissett and wasted a half hour of my time instead.

by yazaddaruvalaisgod February 16, 2017

Brisket

Shady/Dank high five
Commonly used as slang for "skin" and/or "knucks"

Me: Ay bro wusspoppin
Him: nothin much gimme some brisket dawg
*Brisket ensues*

by BalebH52 November 22, 2018

Brissete

She's the most perfect cute girl she's so smart,she has white skin its beautiful ,she can be as bright as the sun and as deep and dark as the bottom of the ocean,consider yourself lucky for meeting her,enjoy every moment you have with her she's the most amazing dork ever

God Brissete is so so freaking amazing she's perfect I'm glad I meet her

by Ernie333 May 31, 2019

Russian Brisket

An alcoholic drink comprised of cheap vodka and bbq sauce -the cheaper the better

Joey was so drunk after we got Domino's that he walked in the music shop next door and did a Russian Brisket before being asked to leave.

by Russianbrisketman February 8, 2020

Rutland Brisket

A well appointed and proportioned gentleman's appendage.

Tony smashed in her back doors in with his Rutland Brisket

by Discofingers February 15, 2021

Trimming the brisket

Verb: masturbate

Ryan, where you been?
Dude, I’ve been trimming the brisket.

I’m bored. I guess I’ll trim the brisket.

by Kayteebug May 31, 2019

Brisket

A fine, tall, thick, good looking dark man that you just want to eat up. A sexy piece of meat.

Oh my god yum. Look at him, it's Brisket...

by KarlawithaK October 17, 2011