Brazilian Blowout

A dangerous and costly sex act wherein an attractive Brazilian man stimulates the woman's vagina by blowing a "raspberry" for approximately 45 minutes at a time. A very disorienting procedure, this can only safely be accomplished by men classically trained in the nearly forgotten Brazilian vibratory lip singing sport known as "mawanablowyamons".

Susan had purchased three sessions of Brazilian Blowout's during her 5 hour port visit from the cruise she had been saving up for. She knew that this "Brazilian Blowout" could be dangerous, but after ten years in the monastery she yearned to call out "Oh God, yes!" and not really mean it. She was working her way up to the mythical turfucken.

by John Boehners April 29, 2011

Brazilian Blowout

The process of using small amounts of explosives to blast off your pubic hair.

Matt: "Where are you going this weekend, Seth?"
Seth: "I'm gonna give my girl a Brazilian Blowout."
Matt: "Sweet."

by Luther23 April 7, 2010

Brazilian Blowjob

While a female is performing oral sex to a man, she pours A1-Steak Sauce on his dick.

P1. Taylor must of been hungry for some dick.
P2. Why?
P1. She gave me a Brazilian Blowjob.

by dirty chef with long humor July 17, 2016

brazilian blowout

When two Brazilian Transvestites are having sex and one gives the other a pink sock.

I was watching some Brazilian tranny porn i found and i almost puked when i saw the Brazilian Blowout at the end!

by Coyote79 October 4, 2010

Brazilian Blowjob

When a girl, with a darker tint of skin, possibly native american or of south american decent gives a blowjob to a male who is intoxocated at a crazy party in the bathroom.

John: Dude, that party last night was SICK
Mike: Yeah bro, I even got a Brazilian Blowjob from that one spanish chick!

by DJ Mikey J 262 October 5, 2010

Brazilian Blowjob

When a male is having sexual relations with a pregnant lady friend, and during this carnal, love-making session the fetus of the pregnant lady friend reaches down, grabs the male's member, and begins to give him a blowjob.

Ben: How was sex last night with Jenny?
Brandon: Ah, it was just okay until I got a Brazilian Blowjob!
Ben: A Brazilian Blowjob!?! AWESOME! (AT THIS POINT BEN GIVES BRANDON A HIGH FIVE)

by stallworth July 12, 2006

Brazilian Blowjob

When a woman waxes a man’s pubes and rips them out while giving him a blowjob.

Kimberly let the wax sit too long and almost ripped Greg’s balls off when she was giving him a Brazilian blowjob.

by duhhell March 18, 2021