The ACTUAL non-sexual definition is a kerotin hair treatment that smooths your hair and makes it super soft and shiny. If taken care of, it should last 12 weeks up to 6 months.
My hair was super frizzy, but then I had a Brazilian blowout and now it's smooth.
by Annoying Ninja June 12, 2013
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A blowjob completed by a Brazilian woman on a German male in which she allows the German man's balls to smack or "score" against her cheeks repeatedly. The German male will often yell "Gooooooooooal" during climax and ejaculation. This act often brings shame on the country and culture of Brazil.
Hans was enjoying a "Brazilian Blowout" from Natália when he immediatley felt the urge to yell, "Goooooooooooal!." Natália's parents and family watched from across the room and began to weep.
by Big Lud the Stud July 11, 2014
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when fucking a brazilian prostitute, and her daily givings leak out ontop of the paying customer. looks similar to diarrhea.
Dude I was railing this brazilian prostitute last week and she got diarrhea on me. No man you got a brazilian blowout, that was all the others dudes cum leaking out of her.
by phenominally wise February 08, 2011
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A dangerous and costly sex act wherein an attractive Brazilian man stimulates the woman's vagina by blowing a "raspberry" for approximately 45 minutes at a time. A very disorienting procedure, this can only safely be accomplished by men classically trained in the nearly forgotten Brazilian vibratory lip singing sport known as "mawanablowyamons".
Susan had purchased three sessions of Brazilian Blowout's during her 5 hour port visit from the cruise she had been saving up for. She knew that this "Brazilian Blowout" could be dangerous, but after ten years in the monastery she yearned to call out "Oh God, yes!" and not really mean it. She was working her way up to the mythical turfucken.
by John Boehners April 11, 2011
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