bankerlover

A politician who kisses the asses of the 1%

The bankerlover's paid speech drew cheers and applause from the audience at Goldman Sachs

by Goofball2020 January 22, 2017

bonerloner

One who has a boner, but is a loner

“Do you see that guy over there? I bet he’s a bonerloner”

by OGCumHydrant August 2, 2022

Bonernose

When you get horny from smelling some amazing food and your nose gets hard

"Laura's chocolate chip cookies were so good, I cut the center out and used them to stimulate the bonernose they gave me earlier"

by Bristleburns July 6, 2021

Bonerleer

A belt for carrying a large number of assorted dildos and other phallic objects within easy and accessible reach.

Etymology: A bandolier of boners.

Alternative spelling: Bonerlier

My wife: “If I ever have sex with a lady I’ll be confused and wonder where her penis is.”
Me, an intellectual: “No you won’t, you’ll just pull one of yours out of your bonerleer and use it on her.”

by Pleased But Sticky September 17, 2021

boneryose

Yo Man U have a boner while yoseing

Man U have a boneryose

by Epic yose November 6, 2021

Benelovent

The kind of monarch Brent Rivera says you can be if you play King’s Choice. Used to show that it is a bad idea to use internet influencers for advertising.

“Will you become a benelovent monarch, or an ambitious manipulator?”

by Hyperaf December 8, 2021

Bonerometrics

The science and study of measuring penis size.

“The other day when I measured, it was a whole half inch longer! We may never truly understand the inner workings of bonerometrics…”

by chocknockler69 February 14, 2023