Bampton

Small village in Oxfordshire, England.
Full of old people, inbreds, and one mediocre school.

Quite nice fields.

Guy: You ever go to Bampton?
Girl: No, why?
Guy: Don't.

by anonymous November 22, 2020

brompton cocktail

a wonderfuly intoxicatinng elixer. containing alchol, coke (cocain), and heroin. Was comenly used in britan in the early 20th centery as pain reliver for dying patents. kno

Sally was sad to hear she was dying. But as soon as we gave her a Brompton Cocktail she was pleased to expeirence the end of her life.

by zekiwi October 22, 2006

bombton

Bombton = Compton.

Bloods call Compton Bombton because they change words that starts with C to their language.

My nigga I'mstraight outta Bombton!

by M.Aziz March 21, 2016

Hayley Bampton

The best person you could ever meet. A lady in the street but a freak in the bed. The most perfect girl and who can always make you smile. She will be sweet, caring, funny, beautiful and smart. With high levels of common sense. She becomes special to any person who spends more than 3 hours talking to her. She is your soulmate.

Wow, that girl's a real Hayley Bampton.

by TodCooper April 28, 2011

bompting

The act of spanking the bunda of a big batty gyal.

Yo I was bompting last night

by AfricanBeast1 October 14, 2020

Brompton

A British folding bike with the ability to make the rider look like a total bell-end regardless of sex, stature, dress, ethnicity, intelligence or any other factor.

Look at the gimp on the wee, folding bike. What a Brompton!

by brompton hater September 23, 2010

sloppy brompton

A sexual act. One covers the penis with lunch meat and has sex. The sex partner then eats the lunch meat off the penis.

A sloppy brompton is the perfect post-sex snack.

by StinkyPenny July 15, 2011