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Bloss

Bloss(y). Noun. -the feeling associated with the realization that you started from one bad position in life and now you are at a much better place from where you began.

Bloss(y). Adj. -exceptionally happy or overall good

-invented and coined by Joseph Lilly
I'm feeling so blossy on my day off!
by CrimsonLilly August 3, 2017
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ass blossom

ass blos·som as blos-uhm-n. a burgeoning rectal sphincter. The purtruding rosey inards of a chick that got ass fucked really hard. Sometimes a result of fisting or large object insertion.
...and then Mike fucked her ass right after Joey; she just laid there moaning with her ass blossom all stickin' out n' shit!
by JJM Productions July 18, 2007
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brolossus

acronym of two words which are also acronyms themselves (bro)lossus and ham(lossus). When said to another person indicates the colossal friendship between them, gender insensitive.
Weed: Look at the hamlossus playing his guitar jfl.
baldmanlet17: jfl indeed my brolossus very cage-worthy.
by Kenan Komutan November 2, 2020
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blossom

blossom is a beautiful, kind, sweet, smart, caring, and hilarious person. she’ll do anything to make you laugh. she has a humor that can come off as offensive, but isn’t meant to be. she’s undeniably beautiful. she’s athletic, and will stick with you no matter what. she’s so lit, and so fun to hang around. anytime you’re with her, you’ll always have the greatest time of your life. she has the funniest laugh, and is great at roasting. she’s a lit dancer, and she has the most gorgeous body, like it’s seriously goals. she’s a tall and beautiful bih! okurrrrrt! you can always trust her, and she’ll always be my best friend forever. if you dare hurt her, your going to hurt me too, so that we can be hurt together! don’t mess with her, because she’s a queen, and always will be, so there’s nothing you can do about that. teehee! try again sweetie. ahahah! i love her so much it’s not even explainable!
we love our bestfriend blossom!!
by grandmalover96 July 26, 2018
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Johnson Blossom

When a man takes so many Viagra, that his penis slowly bursts.
Girl: "be careful with how much u take babe"
Guy: "why hun"
Girl: "in college i knew this guy who took to many and full on johnson blossomed"
by Ray_Rios August 20, 2020
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death blossom

American military slang from the war in Iraq: the tendency of Iraqi security forces, in response to receiving a little fire from the enemy, to either run away or do the "death blossom," spraying fire indiscriminately in all directions. Reported on Globalsecurity.org
Those policemen heard one gunshot and opened up a death blossom on the whole street.
by Leef September 22, 2007
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