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Like a pimple, but ten times worse.
Imagine you have a pimple.

Now, imagine it's huge and sensitive; so sensitive that if even your clothes brush against it, it hurts like a motherfucker. (If you actually hit it against something, nobody will blame you for screaming, swearing, and/or crying.)

Next, imagine that it takes several days of constantly attacking it before it finally stops hurting and starts to shrink. Also, you have to wait until it becomes vulnerable and occasionally take breaks even then.

Then, imagine that it can and will appear only in places where it's easy to aggravate. If one appear in your groin area, or - even better (not) - ON YOUR PRIVATES, buckle up, because it's gonna be miserable.

Next, imagine that when it's finally on the way out, it may still take another week to fully disappear. And even then, there's a good chance that more will show up unless you do take action.

And just like that, you have a boil. Fun, isn't it? (No, it's not.)
Boil by Ubeenbamboozledson June 11, 2024
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boil-in-the-bag 

instant, easy, not well-thought out. applies to viewpoints and opinions in particular
Last night my mate Turok was spouting his flimsy, boil-in-the-bag political opinions about the war
boil-in-the-bag by Eggers07 November 7, 2007

boil the dog 

To press your crotch tightly to a friends butt while they are farting in an attempt to warm your genitals.
My friend was cold in bed with me so I decided to boil the dog.
boil the dog by Gamerbro207 December 23, 2014

boil down 

To come down to in the end, when all the bullshit surrounding the issue is removed.
It all boils down to the fact that you're jealous of my paper stack.
boil down by Nick D February 26, 2004

boil your bunny 

verb phrase
A blanket phrase referring to the psychotic partner in a broken relationship's deluded and unpredictable actions. Referenced from Fatal Attraction.
<Craiggers> She keeps calling me and hanging up, man. I'm about ready to call the fucking police.
<svenmonk> Heh. She's gonna boil your bunny, motherfucker. See you in heaven if you make the list.
boil your bunny by Craiggers September 5, 2003

boil the ocean 

To waste one's time attempting to do the impossible.

Scope is too big to do in one project. Break it up into more than one. Don’t try to solve every problem at once. Identify a couple, address them, and move on.
You're wasting my time. You might as well be boiling the ocean.

Perhaps your scheme to connect all the computers together in the Internet in order to communicate with alien intelligence is a bit ambitious. Try something less difficult like boiling the ocean.’

In Obama's first year as President, he was trying to boil the ocean.
boil the ocean by doubleyoujiii January 23, 2010