brobortion

When you and your bro have been fucking the same chick at around the same time, so you both just split the abortion.

Is it mine or yours bro?
I don't know man lets just split the cost and get a brobortion.

by topaco November 30, 2016

Boebertion

An abortion that a conservative, Christian Republican gets that is OK because it was "god's plan," unlike liberal minority heathens and other poors. Also applies to abortions paid for by conservative politicians in order to protect their reputations as brave defenders of "family values" and the reverse Uno; abortions undertaken by say, a sex worker from a sugar-daddy website that they then use to blackmail a Senator (hypothetically) and/or wealthy conservative financiers (hypothetically).

"I had bareback sex with Ted Cruz and the Kochs and ended up getting pregnant, so I went to Planned Parenthood for a boebertion."

by anonymous June 15, 2022

brobortion

When you have a bro but you decide you don't want them to be your bro anymore.

Luis: hey man whats up?
Bryan: you're such a bad friend. you treat me so bad
Luis: What?
Bryan: Im done with you.
(Bryan walks away.)
-Brobortion Complete-

by brobortion May 8, 2009

'Bortion

This word came from the name 'Burton' on a T shirt being misread.
The quality of something being really awesome
Very similar to the slang adjective bitchin, and the noun abortion

"Man, the guys and i gave that Mahoon chick an S - club party - that shit was 'bortion".

by Shadow147 January 3, 2006

boybortion

(V) Boybortion is when a boy becomes a man by aborting the boy inside them. A coming of age for a little boy.

Ex 1 Mother: My little Jimmy had a Boybortion, and I’m so proud of him
Ex 2 Father: No son, you can’t have a boybortion since you aren’t man enough yet.

by Whimwhamwhim September 16, 2020

Babortion

When an abortion fails and the baby comes out mentally challenged.

I'm sorry about the babortion, we'll schedule another appointment soon.

by YodaSmokeDank May 11, 2020

Poo-bortion

The act of letting a premature poop onto your sex partner before it matures and is ejected into a toilet.

Sorry, I think you just caused a poo-bortion.

by ShXttalker August 15, 2011