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snort-bortion
"Damn girl, it think the condom broke!"
"No problem daddy, lets party this weekend and I'll have a Snort-bortion!"
"No problem daddy, lets party this weekend and I'll have a Snort-bortion!"
snort-bortion by Macadoo July 19, 2018
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'Bortion • Man-bortion • E-bortion • Poo-bortion • snort-bortion • botion • brotion • boption • Borion Client • Borionika
Man-bortion
When one man finishes being the "catcher" in an act of anal sex and goes directly to the toilet to flush away his butt-babies.
Before Danny takes his turn humping Robby, he must first get rid of that, "Oh so full feeling". Danny takes a seat on the toilet and gives himself a man-bortion. Pooping out Robby's love nectar.
Man-bortion by Dr. DonkeySock March 29, 2006
Poo-bortion
The act of letting a premature poop onto your sex partner before it matures and is ejected into a toilet.
Poo-bortion by ShXttalker August 15, 2011
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