'Bortion

This word came from the name 'Burton' on a T shirt being misread.
The quality of something being really awesome
Very similar to the slang adjective bitchin, and the noun abortion

"Man, the guys and i gave that Mahoon chick an S - club party - that shit was 'bortion".

by Shadow147 January 3, 2006

snort-bortion

Snorting so much coke or meth on a bender (or a great weekend) you have an abortion.

"Damn girl, it think the condom broke!"
"No problem daddy, lets party this weekend and I'll have a Snort-bortion!"

by Macadoo July 19, 2018

E-bortion

n. When someone starts an internet activity (i.e. Myspace or making a webpage) only to give it up in a period of 2-3 weeks.

I made a MySpace account the other week but I had to have an e-bortion because I actually have a real life.

by Matt Mmm July 21, 2008

Man-bortion

When one man finishes being the "catcher" in an act of anal sex and goes directly to the toilet to flush away his butt-babies.

Before Danny takes his turn humping Robby, he must first get rid of that, "Oh so full feeling". Danny takes a seat on the toilet and gives himself a man-bortion. Pooping out Robby's love nectar.

by Dr. DonkeySock March 29, 2006

Poo-bortion

The act of letting a premature poop onto your sex partner before it matures and is ejected into a toilet.

Sorry, I think you just caused a poo-bortion.

by ShXttalker August 15, 2011

Brotion

A manly scented lotion designed specifically to suit men's sense of smell.

My girlfriend always tried to put her fruity smelling lotion on me so I went out and got me some brotion so I wouldn't smell like a chick.

by Babe0807 July 4, 2009

Botion

A drink in which you combine two or more types of beverages. It is often sold for quick sources of money

Person 1: Hey did u just see Luke with his botion
Person 2: Yeah I think he is trying to sell then so he can buy the new Nba 2K

by BotionMaker October 18, 2018