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snort-bortion 

Snorting so much coke or meth on a bender (or a great weekend) you have an abortion.
"Damn girl, it think the condom broke!"
"No problem daddy, lets party this weekend and I'll have a Snort-bortion!"
snort-bortion by Macadoo July 19, 2018

E-bortion 

n. When someone starts an internet activity (i.e. Myspace or making a webpage) only to give it up in a period of 2-3 weeks.
I made a MySpace account the other week but I had to have an e-bortion because I actually have a real life.
E-bortion by Matt Mmm July 21, 2008

Man-bortion 

When one man finishes being the "catcher" in an act of anal sex and goes directly to the toilet to flush away his butt-babies.
Before Danny takes his turn humping Robby, he must first get rid of that, "Oh so full feeling". Danny takes a seat on the toilet and gives himself a man-bortion. Pooping out Robby's love nectar.
Man-bortion by Dr. DonkeySock March 29, 2006

Poo-bortion 

The act of letting a premature poop onto your sex partner before it matures and is ejected into a toilet.
Sorry, I think you just caused a poo-bortion.
Poo-bortion by ShXttalker August 15, 2011
A manly scented lotion designed specifically to suit men's sense of smell.
My girlfriend always tried to put her fruity smelling lotion on me so I went out and got me some brotion so I wouldn't smell like a chick.
Brotion by Babe0807 July 4, 2009
A drink in which you combine two or more types of beverages. It is often sold for quick sources of money
Person 1: Hey did u just see Luke with his botion
Person 2: Yeah I think he is trying to sell then so he can buy the new Nba 2K
Botion by BotionMaker October 18, 2018