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snort-bortion 

Snorting so much coke or meth on a bender (or a great weekend) you have an abortion.
"Damn girl, it think the condom broke!"
"No problem daddy, lets party this weekend and I'll have a Snort-bortion!"
snort-bortion by Macadoo July 19, 2018

E-bortion 

n. When someone starts an internet activity (i.e. Myspace or making a webpage) only to give it up in a period of 2-3 weeks.
I made a MySpace account the other week but I had to have an e-bortion because I actually have a real life.
E-bortion by Matt Mmm July 21, 2008

Man-bortion 

When one man finishes being the "catcher" in an act of anal sex and goes directly to the toilet to flush away his butt-babies.
Before Danny takes his turn humping Robby, he must first get rid of that, "Oh so full feeling". Danny takes a seat on the toilet and gives himself a man-bortion. Pooping out Robby's love nectar.
Man-bortion by Dr. DonkeySock March 29, 2006

Poo-bortion 

The act of letting a premature poop onto your sex partner before it matures and is ejected into a toilet.
Sorry, I think you just caused a poo-bortion.
Poo-bortion by ShXttalker August 15, 2011
A manly scented lotion designed specifically to suit men's sense of smell.
My girlfriend always tried to put her fruity smelling lotion on me so I went out and got me some brotion so I wouldn't smell like a chick.
Brotion by Babe0807 July 4, 2009
A drink in which you combine two or more types of beverages. It is often sold for quick sources of money
Person 1: Hey did u just see Luke with his botion
Person 2: Yeah I think he is trying to sell then so he can buy the new Nba 2K
Botion by BotionMaker October 18, 2018
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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