blurb

a short, concise amount of descriptive text used for professional warm introductions

Could you introduce me to her? Here is a short blurb about my company/service.

by akajep May 29, 2018

blurb

A dose of highly concentrated spin intended to deflect direct perception and critical thought while presenting a desirable or attractive image to the public.

She's a master of Tae Kwan Do, a skilled brain surgeon, rock star, and wrote all of Shakespeare's sonnets. I read it in her blurb.

by Mongo 702 December 18, 2005

blurb

Blurb, from blurt and blubber. A short ‘descriptive’ piece of writing, written without much thought or content, and which can be safely ignored.

People are skeptical about blurbs because they sense the insincerity of the genre

by William Wordsmith March 12, 2015

blurb

The accidental drooling during speech.

"I was so into the conversation I blurbed
down my chin. Man, was I embarassed!"

by Thade's darling October 3, 2008

blurb

A time that is unfavorably reviewed upon.

I'd just like to forget that blurb in my life where I was sick in the hospital.

by Jared Hayes June 16, 2006

blurb

1) a fat roll on someone, or something.

2) someone with lots of fat rolls
.

1) "Dude! that sumo wrestler has blurbs everywhere!"
2) Rosie O'Donall

by umbledoom October 29, 2009

blurb

1. Someone who is new to sex or has never had sex before.

2. Someone with awesomeness pooring out of every fricken pore in their body!

1.
A guy: Shes such a blurb never doing it to her again!

2.
Another guy: God i love her shes such a blurb!

by ..... pooooooop June 10, 2005