Blowtard 

TeeVee commentator reliant on the force of his voice rather than the strength of his thoughts.

Sean Hannity, Chris Mathew, Rush Limbaugh and Lou Dobbs are all blowtards.

Blowtard by worow December 9, 2008

blowdart 

A game in which players use an imaginary blowdart gun (consisting of a player holding their hands to their mouth like a blowdart gun) to blow a dart at another player (the victim). Once hit with the imaginary dart, the victim must immediately lay on the ground/sit down and cannot move from that spot until another player removes the imaginary dart from the victim's neck.

"damn,today i got Henry with the Blowdart as he was mackin with that chick,had to sit down in front of her"

"Man, I had to save Austin after he got hit by a Blowdart shot by Doug during class today"

blowdart by brianlumpkin September 19, 2009

blowdart 

When a woman is blowing a guy and he experiences a fit of explosive diarreah

Dude, I just had a blowdart... sorry about your sheets.... and your girlfriend.

blowdart by TheGooch May 29, 2007

Blowtard 

Amalgamation of "blowhard" and "retard," most thoroughly personified by Governor Rick Perry of Texas.

Did you hear what that Texas Governor Rick Perry said about global warming being a hoax to line the pockets of scientists? If not you'll undoubtedly hear it again, that blowtard loves the sound of his own voice.

Blowtard by tikk August 23, 2011

Blowtary 

A secretary who's only daily task is to give blowjobs.

The former CEO of CBS had a secretary who's only task was giving him blowjobs, violating company policy on employing a blowtary.

Blowtary by Denver Martini December 6, 2018

blowtard 

A chick that sucked so much dick she became a retard
OR
Someone that's soooo bad at giving head.

"She seems a little slow", NO, she is a Blowtard.
"Does she ride the shor bus" NO, she rides a lot of cock.... she is a Blowtard

blowtard by Kalanii August 19, 2006

blowparty 

The act of placing a penis in your mouth and sucking until you get a nice surprise.

"Blowparty: Nobody likes a job, but everyone loves a party!"

blowparty by White Trash Bastard April 27, 2009