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A hairy man chode with bloating testicles. These appendages usually lead to a person never getting laid unless a prostitute is purchased.
Man, my blowshkee is screwing me over once again. No girl will have sex with me.
Blowshkee by jayboy88 January 16, 2011
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Blowshkee Wax 

This is what is released from a Blowshkee. It is mighty sticky and multi-colored. It will usually gross out many humans but aliens on the other hand love to slurp it.
I blew my blowshkee wax all over that bitch last night and she puked all over my blowshkee.
Blowshkee Wax by jayboy88 January 16, 2011

Blowshitupopoligist 

A word describing SJW s who think ISISN'T and the talaban are good people for blowing shit up
Those damn blowshitupopoligists are saying to stop blaming Islamic attacks on Islam, absolute retards
Blowshitupopoligist by ISISN'T March 4, 2019

Bloshing 

A mish mosh of topics on one blog entry.
Bloshing is so much better than writing a long boring blog entry.
Bloshing by HappyDeviant March 5, 2006

blowstein 

a joke people play on passed out friends kinda like the roman helmet except on top of the balls over the eyes the person farts with the goal being to part their hair
jokes one plays on passed out friends--mike ball tapped chris earlier so when mike passed out chris gave him a blowstein
blowstein by Enrique Inglesias December 5, 2007

Blochkin 

When a person chokes while giving a blumpkin. When a person chokes on penis while giving a blow job to a person sitting on a toilet taking a shit.
I gave my girlfriend the funniest blochkin last night. She gagged right as i dropped a turd, yessssss!
Blochkin by BSleepy June 13, 2010